Jesse Peretz

1/1000 tweets is probably a good tweet. when in doubt I'm probably being sarcastic... not the famous one (though I sometimes get emails for him)

[Jesse Peretz @jperetz]

@bkabak Been off this hellsite for a month, got the nyt alert and came back to make sure to see this

[Jesse Peretz @jperetz]

no "uttering" you just plain said it

[The Recount @therecount]

"I wanna say this while I'm on the record that in my entire life ... I have never uttered a phrase that was either racist or antisemetic."

— Robert F Kennedy Jr. testifying before the House Judiciary Weaponization of the Federal Government Subcommittee

[Ryan Manns @ryan_the_manns]

you know that thing you love? What if it was way worse, and there was way more of it

[Jesse Peretz @jperetz]

Do you have the receipts from every root beer you've ever purchased? there's $25 in it for you if you do

[The Takeout @thetakeout]

How to Claim Money in the A&W Root Beer Settlement https://t.co/zjY8FwyjgS

[Rit Holtzman @BenRitholtzNBA]

This…explains a lot.

NBA players have made it VERY clear this is how they think. The product (mainly regular season product) has suffered greatly.

[Jesse Peretz @jperetz]

THE WORD IS DOUGHNUT

[Jesse Peretz @jperetz]

@bkabak gotta wonder who's gonna hire her after this?

[Jesse Peretz @jperetz]

@Wertwhile feels like we have to wait for threads to have more active users before that happens

[Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz]

This aged well!

[Jesse Peretz @jperetz]

I think the strangest, most unexpected, and best thing to come out of the NIL/college athletes getting paid somehow deal is just how generous so many of these kids are to their teammates and other student-athletes.

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

Olivia Dunne is launching 'The Livvy Fund' to help LSU women's athletes connect with brands and secure NIL deals.

The LSU gymnast is the highest-paid woman and most-followed athlete in college sports.

[Jesse Peretz @jperetz]

@sajpo what does a prime minister do in their actual job anyway?

[Jesse Peretz @jperetz]

the replies from the blue checks are just...

[Jesse Peretz @jperetz]

I'm curious how Elon uses twitter now because this is awful

[Jesse Peretz @jperetz]

actually signed up for threads, (@jperetz) which is more than I can say for Mastodon, blue sky, etc.

I hate new tweet deck.

[Jesse Peretz @jperetz]

@Wertwhile It's like going to 2009 Twitter, except I have expectations now

[Jesse Peretz @jperetz]

@bkabak Haven't watched this week yet. Feels like falcon and winter soldier, trying to reset a character post endgame. It's not great, wants to be a spy thriller

[Jesse Peretz @jperetz]

"see Twitter thrive"

how?
and for whom?

[jack @jack]

Running Twitter is hard. I don’t wish that stress upon anyone. I trust that the team is doing their best under the constraints they have, which are immense. It’s easy to critique the decisions from afar…which I’m guilty of…but I know the goal is to see Twitter thrive. It will.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

In my view, if right-wing Supreme Court justices want to make public policy they should quit the Supreme Court and run for political office.