Saj Pothiawala

brush 2x a day, eat 3x, sleep 1x, 6.5 showers a week

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I wish life had TV listings, like: "Today (2014): Man finally folds and puts away the air mattress from when he had guests that one time."

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Big week for Yankees fan, a rally at MSG and a now this

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@VanessaSelbst @TennisTV I think you have to have your own account?

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Ah the Ben Simmons

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Bro I burst out laughing 😂

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Will I get it if I missed Godzilla Minus Two?

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Death, taxes, that spectrum one hip hop commercial

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

On Day 1, *instantly* fire 50% of federal bureaucrats.

Here’s how: if your SSN ends in an odd number, you’re fired.

That downsizes government by half. Absolutely *nothing* will break as a result.

It doesn’t violate civil service rules because mass layoffs are exempt.

SHUT IT DOWN.

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Arizonans?

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Cruella de Incel

[Majority Report @majorityfm]

EL OH EL

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Vivek makes a lot more sense when you find out he’s 5’6”

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Must be using all that Canadian water to fight the fires bc someone is THIRSTY

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

@taylorswift13 It’s me, hi. I know places in Canada would love to have you. So, don’t make it another cruel summer. We hope to see you soon.

[Isaac Chotiner @IChotiner]

I don’t think this is what is consciously going on, but the fact is that someone who presided over a pogrom of 1000 Jews or Christians would never get this sort of rehabilitation in Washington.

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Forget it, Jake, it’s

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@Wertwhile Live sports and HBO’s Sunday 9pm slot are the only things left where WHEN you watch matters culturally

[Phil Lord @philiplord]

So his influences are… 3 generations of right wing nationalists cool cool cool

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@DailyLoud Brooklyn 6-9

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@jperetz Because I am accidentally in love with that song!

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apropos of nothing here is a radio station spotify based on the counting crows song from shrek 2

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@jperetz Down vote