Jacob Petrzilka

[Noah Briley @hay_bails___]

Me thinking Nebraska can actually beat a fcs school convincingly.

[Mike Sautter @MikeSautter_]

Caden Johnson pride of Bishop Neumann in Wahoo, Ne. with the big fumble recovery vs Colorado State for the South Dakota State...Jackrabbits!

Not Coyotes.

[Jacob Petrzilka @jpetro7430]

@hay_bails___ How bad is your family?

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

You know the rules

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

9 years ago today...

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.

[Todd Swanson @ToddSwanson68]

Just waiting for the drones with Joe Mows!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The Harvard-Yale game was delayed by students protesting climate change.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

SEVEN hours. The Eighth Amendment to the Constitution provides, “Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.”

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

Halftime Update

Maroon 5
Patriots 3
Rams 0

[Jacob Petrzilka @jpetro7430]

@jbriley21 Man he looks gay.

[NSP Trooper Hicken #594 @NSP_TroopA]

To whom ever lost the boat at 36th and Q, contact the state patrol at 402-331-3333. I wonder what kind of Cinco De Mayo party this guy was at 🤔😀

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Photo of fiery bubble that stretches 65 feet in the air stuns the internet https://t.co/pGMfnEkdxU

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

.@JalenHurts I'm going to ask these guys to send you some pamphlets I think you'll like what you see @YoungstownStFB @CityofYOU

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

No matter how bad your week is going...at least you weren't arrested in Jacksonville for trying to steal a light pole.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Florida Sheriff Warns 54,000 People Not to Shoot at Hurricane Irma https://t.co/gBsRm6qceg

[Dixon Police @DixonPolice]

(1/2) If you find an unexploded WWII anti-tank round in your home, PLEASE, don't drive it to the police department in a cardboard box.