mackdaddy

taking a nap.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Chappell roans real name gotta be like McKenzie or something right

[jesse @darthgordita]

i relate to him the most because he always says he’s gonna kill himself then never does

[𝖒𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆 @iconissue23]

accepting cookies on a website

[best of the haunting @bestoffhaunting]

the best plot twist of all time.

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

My newest character is the one I’ve been most afraid of all along.

Me.

[ty📼 @vhsbabe]

Katharine Isabelle and Tristian Risk on set of American Mary (2012)

[4th haim sister @andromedism]

Ben Affleck, no!

[James @CaucasianJames]

the real fire’s inside me. good luck putting it out

[Cher @cher]

Am Sleepy Head Now
❤️💋🎈

[trash jones @jzux]

baby jesus? you mean fetus christ

[James @CaucasianJames]

there should be a college called big dog university. i would’ve gone

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

britney spears after single-handedly completing the construction of the eiffel tower (january, 1887)

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m done saying “let me know.” no one should be letting me know anything

[trash jones @jzux]

addicted to performance enhancing drugs (diet coke)

[WHEAT DAVIDSON @wheatdavidson]

If you told me this was someone from my hometown I’d believe you

[clintoris @clintoris]

Distance makes the ass grow fatter

[kelly cooper @kellyccooper]

Can someone put in a good word for me? Doesn't matter where.