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[pierre @jpierremarc]

These questions are rhetorical, I know exactly why these decisions are made. Your metrics are wrong.

[pierre @jpierremarc]

Which @DoorDash Product Manager is responsible for making it increasingly difficult to find my Saved Stores? Why allow me to save stores if you don’t want me to be able to get back to them?

[pierre @jpierremarc]

Putting Saved Stores in Settings is psychopathic.

And while we’re on the topic, why is the DashPass filter not in a fixed location? And why is it impossible to just browse a list of nearby restaurants?

[pierre @jpierremarc]

These are the exact same flights being booked at the exact same time. Only difference is the left is trying to use a travel credit. @united please explain to me why it’s $250 more when I shop using a travel credit?

[pierre @jpierremarc]

@UPS “attempts” to deliver my package today, but it requires a signature. No one tries to call me to say they’re outside so they don’t bother, will try again tomorrow. How is tomorrow going to be any different?! Obvi can’t speak to a rep cuz that’s been made impossible.

[pierre @jpierremarc]

So @Uber @Uber_Support has made it impossible to communicate with them for customer service. They deducted my Uber cash for a ride but still charged my credit card full price, a problem not listed on their website, and there’s no way I can reach out to them to resolve.

[OutsiderTrading @theblackoutproj]

Mankind's Top 5 Innovations Since the Wheel

5. The Internet
4. Penicillin
3. Electricity
2. Printing Press
1. John King's Magic Wall

[pierre @jpierremarc]

I mean...

[Complex @Complex]

The President-elect of the United States.
https://t.co/2J0t5gGY0t

[pierre @jpierremarc]

I don’t understand how it’s possible that @UPS can “lose” almost $1000 in packages for me in the span of 1 week. And I have to wait a month for them to finish their investigation? Help me understand.

[Karen Attiah @KarenAttiah]

Does this mean Europe will stop letting African migrants drown in the Mediterranean?

[pierre @jpierremarc]

What has @Disney ever done for black people? In addition to having almost no content with black leads, they’ve never, not once, ever even tried to use their extreme brand power/loyalty to make a change or even a statement. I kinda hope they get called out #blm #blacklivesmatter

[pierre @jpierremarc]

@FedEx I paid premium for my package to be delivered today, & although a signature was not required, I am sitting in my house, my building has a leasing office full of employees, and you deliver here regularly, delivery was unsuccessful. Why is your business run so poorly?

[pierre @jpierremarc]

@shortpplfedup Best Foreign Language...called it

[pierre @jpierremarc]

@shortpplfedup a group

[pierre @jpierremarc]

It’s either hour-long waits on hold, staff that don’t know what you’re talking about, or being hung-up on. Great customer service @Delta !!

[pierre @jpierremarc]

@Flowtt Tried calling customer service and of course no response. Is service down in Petit Valley? I have full bars and no connection

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Fact checkers watching Trump's debate performance:

[pierre @jpierremarc]

@Uber app and website are the worst. Trying to update profile or payment method and keep getting Failure. And of course there's no # to call

[pierre @jpierremarc]

Last week before the rest of my life.

[pierre @jpierremarc]

I notoriously delete other people's comments on my posts. If it's in any way the least bit out of timing: 🗑