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Dreaming.

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@bengreenfield What’s the kickback on a $200+ hoodie? 😆

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@DewaraRodolfo @realDonaldTrump Hi bot.

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Hey @marcoarment I’m in need of advice... I was at the VA Beach show that’s playing tonight and would really like to save it for posterity.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump @AmericaFirstPAC ✈️ ✈️✈️ what? That? Oh just my dad sending our PPE to China.

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@realDonaldTrump Why did you promote her???

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@DineshDSouza @realDonaldTrump That’s funny. I thought he was saying that he’s the virus?? Why the em dash? Why is deep state capitalized but socialism and corruption are not? Why the desperate tag?

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Really @Target @AskTarget “proud to offer” a 10% discount? ...and then 4 days later put all of housewares on a 25% off sale. Great. Thanks.

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@realDonaldTrump Well since there’s not an incorrect number of periods for an incorrect ellipsis placed at the end of your tweet.....(🤣) I’ll assume it’s nothing.

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@EmeraldRobinson this is the most hilarious string of crap I've read all day💩😂🤣 Thank you.

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Apparently, when @ProFormFitness says "Our fitness equipment has been empowering families since 1987" they don't mean the delivery part...

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Garage Gym Athlete Barbell Giveaway!! #GarageGymAthlete #KillComfort https://t.co/HZKbnutqc0

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Dear @benandjerrys , why has FroYo Phish Food gone missing?

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@wgu is there anyway to get some more exciting merch?? Love my school, happy the clothing options are growing, but I’m not sure I’ve ever seen so many college sweatshirts with a 1” logo??

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Guess who just made my day? @WarbyParker. Thanks #teamwarby! (Special shout-out to Megan!) I mean seriously, who would think a scratch guarantee covers melted lenses?

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@realDonaldTrump Just because you begin with “fact” makes nothing you say factual.

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@joannagaines @magnolia I doubt anyone will respond but the recipe for cinnamon squares (p52) is messed up with dimensions or steps. Can anyone help out?

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@realDonaldTrump

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

The IG report doesn’t remotely reach a conclusion about either of these issues. The president is lying and millions of Americans (including his obedient media vassals) will now believe and repeat these blatant lies. https://t.co/1jX7oy53oz

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Why bother ordering lumber for delivery from @Lowes ?? Mold, twists, splits, knot holes 3 ply’s deep, delaminated plywood. Ugh.

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@chucktodd Every founding father rolled over in their graves this morning.