John Piwowar

Is: Husband, dad, traveler, cyclist, beer snob, pragmatist, database geek, word nerd, insanely lucky. PIT transplant to YVR. Views my own; I tweet for me.

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@thatjeffsmith Excellent

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@thatjeffsmith Hey, almost samesies! 2001 for us. Just from the outside tho, didn’t go for tour

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@thatjeffsmith They’ve been working on that thing a long time; no way it’s done by Friday.

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@sspendol @odtug This is a weird way to find out I’m being asked to co-present

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@DBAKevlar But…but…pivot tables! Everyone needs a regular dose of pivot tables!

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@thatjeffsmith Made it past noon; congrats! New record low?

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@thatjeffsmith @sspendol And that was against Vancouver, not like it was actually hard.

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@sspendol More Versions Please

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@thatjeffsmith Gah. Sorry, man. :( Bounce back fast.

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@thatjeffsmith @krisrice @oraclesqlcl He did say any help, not any code 🤷

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@DBAKevlar What, as if you were sharing with the person across the table? Preposterous.

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@DBAKevlar Very hasty, they only labeled half of them

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@thatjeffsmith Are you looking for a specific Slack channel name here, or…?

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@thatjeffsmith @pilatesdev @Oracle They’re not bugs, they’re “reliability enhancement opportunities.”

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[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Programmers: I need a fast computer otherwise I will sit here waiting for it to compile

Me: Have you considered making something that doesn't take so long to compile 😎

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@thatjeffsmith I’m helping to create headroom in your rug shampooing budget

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@callucam …with bacon tho, right?

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TFW you’re the only one in the bar checking in to Untappd.

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@j_mcelroy Also: Punk Rock Pastries in Burnaby, near Holdom/Hastings

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@j_mcelroy I’ll signal-boost Doughnut Love and Duffin’s, and add Mello (two locs, Arbutus and Pender). Not going to try to decide which is “best,” I just like doughnuts 🤷