Josh Lane

Engineer @ Microsoft. My other car is a Ludwig. Also there's football and futbol

[Josh Lane @jplane]

@RadiNabulsi Also Bobo's last three games

[ash @ashleyyjoelle]

“why do you have a messy pile of clothes in the chair?”

it’s L1 cache for fast random access to our frequently used clothes in O(1) time

[Josh Lane @jplane]

This sucks. RIP Senator

https://t.co/bOo1uHeD83

[Josh Lane @jplane]

@atlutdfantv "At times" doing some work in there

[Josh Lane @jplane]

@DougRobersonAJC This game in particular is getting a little chippy out there, @DougRobersonAJC

[Josh Lane @jplane]

@DougRobersonAJC I'm frequently confused during NFL broadcasts about which league they're talking about... not sure what your issue is here, Doug

[Josh Lane @jplane]

@YahooSportsCFB

[@emilymbender.bsky.social @emilymbender]

As a quick reminder: AI doomerism is also #AIhype. The idea that synthetic text extruding machines are harbingers of AGI that is on the verge of combusting into consciousness and then turning on humanity is unscientific nonsense. 2/

[Josh Lane @jplane]

@julielerman @jsomers Thanks for sharing! My daughter is a freshman math major (at UVM!), thinking of a double major in CS. I'm encouraging her for reasons outlined in the article... plus, she lights up in that same way I did when I was her age, learning how to make computers do cool stuff. ❤️

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

A picture of CeeDee Lamb made from pictures of CDs and lambs (zoomable)

[MC HAMMER e/acc @MCHammer]

Salute and congratulations to the 710 plus @OpenAI team members who gave an unparalleled demonstration of loyalty, love and commitment to @sama and @gdb in these perilous times it was a thing of beauty to witness.
Salute 🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[Brandon Adams @DawgNationDaily]

A lot of people know Ladd McConkey was once told he wasn’t good enough to play for Tennessee, and the absolute coldest revenge of all time is that he now sits out a game against the Vols because he’s too valuable and they’re irrelevant.

[Josh Lane @jplane]

@jasonhat No kidding... brutal.

[Josh Lane @jplane]

@RadiNabulsi No Milton last few drives of that half... he injured too?

[Josh Lane @jplane]

coach prime: the opposing player who was dumb does not deserve to literally die for being dumb

every media member: omg that's so classy. can I buy some sunglasses. and some insurance

[Josh Lane @jplane]

go on

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

Piss Jugman is here until 6pm today to teach truckers proper pee disposal. Jugman is "pissed" at all the jugs he's found laying in the parking lot. "Urine trouble" if you don't dispose properly.

Kids can get their picture taken with Piss Jugman for only $5 from 4-6pm today