J Plasmeier

queer software engineer // @CWRU, @AWSCloud // they/he // tweets are my own opinions and usually sarcastic

[J Plasmeier @jplasmeier]

@Discover When I try to download transaction search results, the file just says: "There are no statements for your account in the last 24 months." There are certainly statements in my account in the last 24 months. Any ideas as to what's going on here?

[J Plasmeier @jplasmeier]

I bought something on Prime Day and was recently refunded $0.22 of its cost because @Amazon was "able to offer a lower price."

[J Plasmeier @jplasmeier]

imagine if everyone were just better at their jobs

[Nigel Warburton 🇺🇦 #FreeUkraine @philosophybites]

Imagine what academic books could be like if more of them were written to be read... ⁦@Slate⁩ https://t.co/8CkBWYa7uw

[J Plasmeier @jplasmeier]

“To a first approximation, we can say that accidents are almost always the result of incorrect estimates of the likelihood of one or more things.” - C. Michael Holloway, NASA

[J Plasmeier @jplasmeier]

underrated tweet https://t.co/DrGyvzNnsK

[Amazon Web Services @awscloud]

AWS KMS is a managed service that makes it easy for you to create & control the encryption keys used to encrypt your data. Learn more: https://t.co/qdDg5VNyXB

[J Plasmeier @jplasmeier]

(this was prompted by an intern not knowing what it meant to defrag a hard drive)

[J Plasmeier @jplasmeier]

felt old for knowing what defragging a hard drive meant before realizing i also know phil collins as an interesting up-and-coming prog rock drummer

[Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos]

The lucky boots worked again. Huge kudos and thanks to the entire @BlueOrigin team. #GradatimFerociter

[J Plasmeier @jplasmeier]

It's been a bad week for passwords

[J Plasmeier @jplasmeier]

@Starbucks mobile app doesn't allow you to enter passwords with spaces in them

[J Plasmeier @jplasmeier]

@ChaseSupport The password guidelines are a logical contradiction. Double check your client side validation.

[J Plasmeier @jplasmeier]

@ChaseSupport something about this isn't right

[J Plasmeier @jplasmeier]

@ChaseSupport No, the link to the next page was disabled by the validation error.

[J Plasmeier @jplasmeier]

have developed a bad habit of cackling like a villain whenever anyone says "at the same time"

[J Plasmeier @jplasmeier]

@Zaheelee THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW and also procrastinating on twitter of course

[J Plasmeier @jplasmeier]

@Katt_Mitch thank you!

[J Plasmeier @jplasmeier]

@yungelonmusk Participatory consumption is my 2c

[J Plasmeier @jplasmeier]

I've just graduated from college and for some reason that makes me want to write some Perl *evil grin*

[ACLU @ACLU]

Echoes of Watergate. Sessions claims executive privilege in refusing to answer whether he and Trump have discussed the Russia investigation after Sessions recused himself. Completely unacceptable in a Congressional oversight hearing.