James

manager of lights & builder of apps for the entertainment industry & probably overtired | 🏳️‍🌈 he/him | my instagram is more interesting | ex-GSA

[James @jplxuk]

Hey @Odoo I was looking forward to a coffee in the mug you sent me, but sadly the courier (Evri) decided to throw it and broke it 😢

[James @jplxuk]

Hey @TfL @BTP me & my partner have just had a load of homophobic abuse for simply holding hands on this Elizabeth Line service to Abbey Wood.

[James @jplxuk]

@StarbucksUK Hi, I DM’d you but haven’t had a reply yet?

[James @jplxuk]

Hey @StarbucksUK I’ve reached gold status again in my current gold status term, Dec 25 & now it says my gold status runs until May 26, not Dec 26. You seem to have taken 8 months of my gold status away for next year?!

This was never the case before. I’d like the missing months!

[James @jplxuk]

I’m curious about how much the cheese puff and his Dorito friends are buying stocks at their lowest level right now…

Also a good name for a band, Cheese Puff & The Doritos 🧀

[James @jplxuk]

Is @fontawesome doing some kind of time travel? Order by May 25th get it by May 4th *fa-eyes*

If you are, can you let us know how you’re doing it?

[James @jplxuk]

@ToplissMax @Eurostar It was honestly about to go out the window. The parents just did nothing about it. And then when I asked them to take it out the carriage tried to blame me and others for not booking first class!? Worst parenting I’ve seen ever.

[James @jplxuk]

Hey @Eurostar can you do something about the passengers with a child disrupting an entire carriage of people. Parents are doing nothing at all. Train 9145 to St Pancras.

[James @jplxuk]

@EurostarUK

[James @jplxuk]

@British_Airways But it was available when I attempted to book the first 3 times?!

It’s only down to the fact I was forced to search the same flights multiple times, triggering your auto fare increase.

The fact your system wouldn’t actually complete the booking process is the fault here…

[James @jplxuk]

Hey @British_Airways it’s taken 10 attempts to book a flight with you, in the process of attempting to book you’ve added an extra £7 to the flights.

Your site just exits out at the payment page, 5 browsers, in private & normal

How do I get the difference in cost back from you?

[James @jplxuk]

Seeing as it’s been your site & payment processor integration that’s failing every time…

[James @jplxuk]

.@LinusTech Retro Screwdriver meet the Retro Bit Storage Case

👨🏼‍💻Original case design by Nota (Printables)
🛠️Remixed & Printed by Me
@linusgsebastian

[James @jplxuk]

Had my favourite screwdriver stolen, so if anyone steals my new screwdriver out of my new backpack I’ll be very sad and I’ll set @LinusTech on them.

[James @jplxuk]

@ToplissMax Best go film part 2 now then 👀

[James @jplxuk]

@scottygb It’s been quite terrifying hasn’t it. And as for this rambling of a speech he’s doing now, what a load of garbage.

Mel T looks as terrified as we are

[James @jplxuk]

@Jake_VanDeCamp He hasn’t made it 5mins through his ramblings before making an inappropriate sexual comment about Melania’s mother 🙃 oh and Mel T really does not want to be there, she looks as terrified as we all are about what’s just happened.

[James @jplxuk]

This one liner is pretty good

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Vice President Harris to MAGA hecklers: “Oh you guys are at the wrong rally. I think you meant to go to the smaller one down the street”

🔥🔥🔥

[James @jplxuk]

Exactly why using public WiFi is a security nightmare. It takes a matter of seconds to find other devices on an unsecured public network & find a vulnerable device. Especially in densely saturated networks at stations & airports.

They offer easy targets… https://t.co/70UPTOcNzC

[James @jplxuk]

Hey @TfL I know today’s not been a good day for you with those pesky cyber people. But I’m not sure the doors of a tube train should be able to open whilst in transit with essentially no force at all..!?

Central Line: 92163 / Centre Right doors