Jason

i have no idea what I’m doing

[Tim Tebow @TimTebow]

Would you rather be respected or liked?

Imagine if we didn’t have “Like” buttons, but instead, we had “Respect” buttons. Would you rather have 110 Likes or 34 Respects?

[Jason @jpm3419]

Asking my boss for retroactive pay after having been kind for free this whole time

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

NFL officially appointed influential storyteller Dhar Mann as its first-ever Chief Kindness Officer and Creator of the Week for Super Bowl LX.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Robert Prevost becomes the first American Pope.

[Jason @jpm3419]

@TheAtlantic @BarstoolBigCat congrats on the promotion

[Jason @jpm3419]

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!

[Onward State @OnwardState]

JUST IN: Penn State's Board of Trustees has approved the naming of "West Shore Home Field at Beaver Stadium."

The move comes after a $50 million gift from West Shore Home for naming rights to run through 2039.

https://t.co/rj5PZFGc4U

[Jason @jpm3419]

Dear @Amtrak please read. Thanks guys!

[Jason @jpm3419]

@BarstoolBigCat Big cat, the computer shows 9 NFC teams as playoff teams or better but it’s only possible for 7 to make it. Does the computer have any thoughts on which two teams it expects to be last in / first out?

[Jason @jpm3419]

@HappyPunch @AccidentalBron

[Jason @jpm3419]

@AdamSchefter Omg he died in combat

[Jason @jpm3419]

Mixing this with the Panera death lemonade and either dying or gaining Deadpool-like mutation powers. will report back if it’s the latter

[New York Post @nypost]

Doritos rolls out $65 bottle of nacho cheese-flavored liquor that ‘tastes like the real thing’ https://t.co/Hq8a7yJV5X

[Jason @jpm3419]

Unbelievably annoying for him to go out of his way to do this just to get it wrong

[Eyewitness News @ABC7NY]

IT'S SETTLED! Gov. Phil Murphy put a decades-long debate to rest on Thursday, signing legislation officially establishing Central Jersey as a region. https://t.co/JG0JYdvEXp

[Jason @jpm3419]

@PardonMyTake 82 and because I will be both an active manager and a non-threat to win the league

[Jason @jpm3419]

@gslocum2 @Andrew_Higgins7 He also had one person unfollow him, look where that got him. Something to think about

[Jason @jpm3419]

Any time brother

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Thank u Jason

[Jason @jpm3419]

Don’t txt, very busy watching cars vs giant bulge

[Zhang Heqing @zhang_heqing]

Cars vs Giant Bulge.

[Jason @jpm3419]

Stores definitely didn’t have to put that little TV up that shows you on their security cameras. They did that for us so we could give ourselves a little wave. Thank you stores

[Jason @jpm3419]

@nfl @nflcommish @NFLOfficiating @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris @god

[Jason @jpm3419]

I had a really good run but I flinched hard yesterday and there were witnesses. Back to the drawing board

[Jason @jpm3419]

The door to my building is all glass and it’s becoming a problem how many times I approach it and hesitate at my own reflection approaching from the other side. I am essentially a dog trapped in a grown man’s body

[^stephenj on bsky @Qmnipotent]

@charles_jensen

[Jason @jpm3419]

Christmas trees waiting to be scooped up off the sidewalk on January 11th

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

Today I learnt that there is such a thing as the tasselled wobbegong shark and I need to share it with you all

[Jason @jpm3419]

@j_mito51 @TySmitty15