joel p

Software developer, brooklynite, he/him/m'dude.

[joel p @jpotisch]

At least a year.

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@trygraptor This is so SO good

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@kuroitsune @Skylinex13 https://t.co/ywMz72CA0L

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

q-tip box: DO NOT PUT Q-TIP IN YOUR EAR!!!

me, moments before fucking up my ear: glad they said that. that’s an important warning for other people that don’t have my special q-tip technique

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@mitchg424 @ABC7NY @NYCMayor

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@wick10231 @PunishedPingu Wow. Are there other parts of the freedoms enshrined in the constitution that you hate as much as the first amendment?

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@crazyclipsonly Actuary's Nightmare?

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@svershbow The fact that it makes the worst people in the world go apoplectic with rage is just the cherry on top

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@OfWholefoods @TheStingisBack My favorite movie of all time, so yes.

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@kennixonette A friend had a very obese cat. They put her on diet food and she didn't lose weight. They put her on half-portions of diet food and she didn't lose weight. Then one day when they went to feed their dog they found her inside the 40lb dog food bag, asleep in a food coma.

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@rockmeannadeus Awesome!! Now what's the very stupid sewing project?

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@24Flogrown @AdamDalyNews Hi Joe, I live in NYC and voted for Mamdani and can answer this for you.

We can stand this because it’s completely fine and nobody cares because we’re not afraid of people who are different than us. We’re happy he is doing a great job as mayor. Hope that helps.

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@kwabrangoon @destiny_lugardo I guess it’s good that you consider Asians and rude folks to be separate groups? Still a weird as hell thing to post, Larry.

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@MikeIsaac I cannot comprehend how exhausting this guy must be

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@ANerdNamedJerry All the time. I remarked literally today how wild it is that our cats and dog are naked 100% of the time and when we take the dog outside he isn't embarrassed and people aren't shocked that he's nude.

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@drewharwell Tag yourself. I'm:

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@Kevchesterr This is so goooooooood

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@katefeetie Years ago we replaced our couch. Flipped it on its back to get it on a dolly and easily a DOZEN toy mice fell out of the hole our cat had ripped in the lining underneath it and clearly stored his treasure in over the years.

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@colleen_eileen @Erik_Haile Clearly not, as you wrote Dr with a period and it canonically is not written that way!

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@Jesse_Brenneman https://t.co/RGM92dlUmZ

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@SmalltimeJones You're getting ripped off. I'll DM you my hagfish slime guy's number.

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@dieworkwear My intrusive thought re: oil stains is to soak the whole garment in oil so the spill doesn’t stand out. It’s all one continuous stain, aka no stain. Never had the courage to try it but would that work?