BREAKING: A Cruise ship company has offered Travellers the opportunity to ‘skip’ the Trump presidency with a four-year residential voyage that sails far, far away from America.
Trump is nominating a Fox News host to be over the Department of Defense. He’ll be taking over from a 4 star general.
And white men have the nerve to complain about ‘unqualified’ Black people and DEI.
You can’t make this 💩 up.
Andy Borowitz nails it 👇
Trump looks like he will take 49.9% of the vote and land at a win margin of about 1.4 percent. That’s not even half the country’s voters who turned out and hardly a mandate for the radical change he is promising.
Also, his popular vote percentage ranks 50th out of 55 elections in history.
Read more here: https://t.co/lTwGhYodQB
#ResistTrump
@Angry_Staffer So the media would rather cover chaos and destruction for likes and clicks and then line their pockets while the country burns, instead of covering the country recovering & progressing towards prosperity. Makes sense after all the trump sanewashing & ass-kissing
@MikeKalinowski Riding with a maga & we see a rainbow flag with Walz & he says, "im not saying that's gay, but cmon!!" I just simply asked him when equality for all & exceptence was a bad thing. He had not clever quips
Predictions for 2028:
- Not one person who started in a role in Trump’s administration will end in it.
- Trump’s presidency will end in total disgrace.
- Anyone associated with the administration will be politically ruined.
We’ll come back to this tweet in 4 years.
BREAKING: CNN Data Analyst Harry Enten just perfectly summed up how based on past trends, this Republican Congress is likely to be one of the least productive Congress’ in American history. Simply put, Republicans are incompetent.