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@aelfred_D Gotta be top 10

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@Ally_Sammarco C’mon, she’s not THAT bad.

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@ClayTravis It’s May.

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@brithume These rally goers are the exact same people who complained when Dylan went electric. And they were wrong back then, too. Annoyingly wrong.

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@HuskerMike28 @VeteranHusker Alex, I’ll take “Things that Never Happened” for $1000.

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@JWCardboard @BSBSCOUT Not going to argue your point (in fact, if your ball location was accurate, I’d agree with you) but the screen shot you picked is slightly off. I believe that when the ball speed is registered, that’s when it crosses the front of the plate.

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@AlaskaAir We landed exactly 1hr 15mins ago..after a 3:20 flight..not only haven’t moved, but our pilot tells us that it will be at least 30-45 minutes until a gate opens. They are towing planes out of gates to allow incoming planes “in.” Why would we fly on this second rate airline again?

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@HollywoodInToto And humility

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@jimgeraghty Maybe ask James Lynch:

“Trump-appointed judge Timothy Reif identifies politically as a Democrat and was appointed under court rules requiring political balance.”

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@jpeabodymusic @jimgeraghty “Seriously, Jim? No way McLaughlin @baseballcrank leaves me off that list.”
-Goldberg the Goalie

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@farrmacro @Zer0Lib @CGasparino Same logic as “We have to pass the bill so you can find out what’s in it”?

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@mdrache You think we look pretty good together

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@DefiantLs There are two flies in the kitchen…which one’s a cowboy?
The one on the range.

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@alx I wonder what Alexander Hamilton would think of Kathy Hochul?

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@RGIII Dude hasn’t been the same since he picked this fight.

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@DefiantWorld @DefiantLs "Clap for that, you stupid bastards"

*bastard’s

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@jasonwhitlock Venus Williams for sure. The Williams sisters saved women’s tennis. Both should be on the list.

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@hodgetwins Forget bingo. How about real gambling…o/u number of times Trump has his mic cut off. I’m at 16.5

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@GentlemanRascal Dive bar? Was he drinking? Or is he a goody two shoes?

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@Judianna I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth