Jay Wick

adjunct instructor in the history dept.🐻 Im probably really hungry right now #teamiPhone #teamkillemw/kindness

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@skyyvixen what happened to your ig? 😭

[Jay Wick @jpsl_ftw]

@Cade_Onder Bro came thru with a code! Appreciate you so much 🙌🏽

[Jay Wick @jpsl_ftw]

Springfield be looking like silent hill rn lol.. memorable New Year’s Day tweet ✔️ now goodnight lol

[Jay Wick @jpsl_ftw]

Check out my new inventory fresh off the boat.. catch it while it’s hot🔥 https://t.co/jPrX4hhAZN

[Jay Wick @jpsl_ftw]

Literally closed a massive business deal today wanted to go to my favorite spot to drink and celebrate with all my favorite girls but then find out it’s closed for weather🙄 wtf am I gonna do now lol #whowantme 😂

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Making a new rule that after dinner regardless how tempting the fun is ima just go home lol.. only on weeknights tho #responsible lol

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Stg every time I’m at coyotes there’s some dude with a mustache that starts buying me tequila shots ultimately making me make dubious decisions on a Wednesday night 😅

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Dammit missed my chance to see terrifier 2 in theatres 😒

[Jay Wick @jpsl_ftw]

4am McDonald’s plz save me from my Monday night 🥲

[Jay Wick @jpsl_ftw]

Wasted all Monday morning trying to find a chill place to pass my car for inspection.. over today 😅 fuck it, 5 o’clock somewhere #ineedahug

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No bigger message than breaking a string while having a late night shred sesh #messagerecieved lol goodnight.

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Boy has mens styles changed..every single dude last night looked like Mr. Clean, wanna be country boys or had a terrible mustache.. I feel for you ladies

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@miarosexxx Finally scored one! They go so fast you’re like the ps5 or something 😂 #viponly

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And finally Saturday night is over and it’s bed time lol but if anyone needs me I’ll be awake in time tonight for the season finale of #HouseoftheDragon

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Not me deciding to get out of bed to make toasted ravioli at 6am so I’m not hungover tomorrow #smh

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High expectations

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Unlock your fears. #Hellraiser streams October 7.

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Twice this week I have been accused of having a fake ID.. Apparently it’s not believable that I’m over 21 although I’m at least like double that age 🫠 #goodgenes

[Jay Wick @jpsl_ftw]

Lotr from a girls point of view “why don’t they just give the man back his ring..” 😂 💀

[Jay Wick @jpsl_ftw]

I still am not over the fact that I show up at home around 1:45am and my dog always looks at me with those judging eyes like “motha fucka you know it’s a week night” yes Jax, I know… I know 😅

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Everytime I hear ‘As Good As Dead’ by @tteotd I start head banging uncontrollably regardless of where I’m at lol idk if this is a problem or not 🫠