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[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Just the sheer moronic grimness of this, and all of this. https://t.co/rrCTVCVmj5

[Daniel Edison, Comedian @DanEdisonComedy]

Why is Donald Trump good at changing bulbs?

Because mini hands make light work.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Odds of being struck by lightning TWICE: 1 in 9 million. Odds of being killed by refugee terrorist: 1 in 3.6 billion https://t.co/94QeQqUeGz

[David Green @itsdavegreen]

Come on Video, we're all counting on you

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Ah, Colonel Abrams has died. Loved both "Trapped" and that fit of giggles with @MrEdByrne on Mock about "Trapped"

[jonathan thomas @jpt0709]

@DWLchris which ones did you get?

[Richard Corbett @RichardGCorbett]

So, the deficit predicted by the #Remain side in #eureferendum turns out to be true, not "project fear" after all:
https://t.co/216ZmBAzwG

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

Did you know.... each mating season a mother eclair will give birth to up to four profiteroles

[Tom Jamieson @jamiesont]

When you've just SCREAMED IN A WOMAN'S FACE that YOU have the better temperament to be President

[Nicola Thomas @nenpen]

Awesome #secretbar experience with @SharpsBrewery at #feastival. Best beer ever!

[jonathan thomas @jpt0709]

Awesome beer pairing experience with the Doombar sommelier Ed #sharpssecretbar @sharpsbrewery #feastival

[jonathan thomas @jpt0709]

@DWLchris @David_Cameron ooops ....

[Jamie Roberts @Jamiehuwroberts]

Gutted. Should 'politics' be a compulsory school-taught subject or do we just leave the biased media and Farage 'teach' us?Uneducated vote 😟

[jonathan thomas @jpt0709]

@jonathanflowers I thought that too .......

[Local Gov Matters @LocalGovMatters]

Day 15 of 24: Ed Fretwell at Capita highlights his hopes for Local Government in 2016 #CapitaCountdown #localgov

[Local Gov Matters @LocalGovMatters]

Day 5 of 24: Jonathan Thomas at Capita highlights his hopes for Local Government in 2016 #CapitaCountdown #localgov

[jonathan thomas @jpt0709]

great customer service at Crewe&Runcorn rescuing my coat yesterday when I left it on the train. Reunited today. Impressed @VirginTrains

[jonathan thomas @jpt0709]

@jonathanflowers they can't all be Welsh?

[jonathan thomas @jpt0709]

@VodafoneUKhelp hi. It says chat is unavailable. Do I have to ring?