Jenn Gaines

[Jenn Gaines @jptgaines]

@RokuSupport trying to watch the Olympics in Canada - there's a whole banner about it that leads to the CBC TV app, but it still just has local channels. Are they just not there?

[Jenn Gaines @jptgaines]

@nattiewhatever The precursor to every straight girl wanting to fuck Ruby Rose because of Orange is the New Black

[Jenn Gaines @jptgaines]

I made half a box of kraft dinner & saved the rest to make later so it’s not gross leftovers and @HarperDuffy called me “a wizard of singleness”

[Jenn Gaines @jptgaines]

@annetdonahue #confirmed

[Jenn Gaines @jptgaines]

So far @harperduffy has accused me of not actually being gay twice today: first because I said something nice about Antoni from Queer Eye, then because I haven't seen the second season of GLOW

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‘Baby Got Back is my horoscope’ - @jptgaines

[Jenn Gaines @jptgaines]

Life status: framing the mess in my room out of a cute picture of my dog

[Jenn Gaines @jptgaines]

Things this uber driver has asked me: 1) do I live alone 2) do I have family in this city 3) how big is my dog #safecasualsmalltalk

[Jenn Gaines @jptgaines]

@archieandeuclid formal apology for a certain psycho's behaviour.

[Jenn Gaines @jptgaines]

@archieandeuclid Hush Puppy that got brought to life!

[Jenn Gaines @jptgaines]

It's my mom's birthday and my dad just facetimed me from some bar to show me the cake they're eating because I don't have any.

[Jenn Gaines @jptgaines]

Customer of the night: asked how to tip on the debit machine, watched me explain it to him, proceeded to not tip

[Jenn Gaines @jptgaines]

Playing one-on-one soccer with a 9-year-old while wearing $8 ballet flats. It's a close game but he's got way fancier moves

[Jenn Gaines @jptgaines]

Shoutout to the middle-aged man who came up and hit on me, causing my dog to freak out and knock my coffee into my purse. Brightened my day.

[Jenn Gaines @jptgaines]

Took Prim for a two hour walk in the ravine and as thanks she rolled in skunk smell. Dog for sale.

[Jenn Gaines @jptgaines]

Good news there's been a bobby pin somewhere in the middle of my hair literally all day #hygiene

[Jenn Gaines @jptgaines]

Favourite part of winter in toronto is definitely kids bringing full-sized hockey bags on public transit.

[Jenn Gaines @jptgaines]

I just put my dog's sweater on her and then laughed at her for like 3 solid minutes. Animals should always wear clothes.