jpthazombiee

Welcome to the brains…ok maybe I give bad advice sometimes, but I can explain the zombie stuff

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I’m no where near done I haven’t even gotten started yet. About time to pick in 🏌🏿

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I remember I judged somebody for having chicken and waffles until I found out it was a thing and tried it. I wanted them to judge me back 😂

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@Hania16836 If they’re happy I’m happy for them

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I do not want to hear yall say May the fourth be with you on the 4th this month… please I’m begging you

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@Dearme2_

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“What if we already dead?” ..BLOCKED

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I know IHOP gets tired of me 😭 cashier talmbout..the usual?

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Everything was charged to the birthday this past weekend. Thanks everyone I really had a blast 🌅 32rotations👣

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Unc got grey hair why are you asking for id 😂😂im telling @elonmusk on you

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When I die I hope it don’t hurt 😂

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Bro beside me at the bar been putting in that work for 45 mins., & shawty just said I got a man at home 😂

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What happened to the shark bite guy

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Someone told me I’m not the birthday. I said I didn’t say it was and it’s next week actually.

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Went in the gym hit a set a curls last week. Mf been feeling like I got arthritis around the elbows ever since

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@Amelia558rs Black Adam

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She was almost sushi

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😱😱😱

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@wingstop wings was so good my pinky ring fell off in that bit & I almost ate it. Definitely would’ve sued

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2,3,1

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Which car should go first ??

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Anybody Ever wondered why newborns come into the world crying versus smiling and laughing 🤔

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Birthday tweet 😎