The Captain

Workaholic | Proper Chels 💙 | Bookmaniac | '98 Argiano Brunello 🍷.

[Eric @amerix]

PSYOPS are too complex for the ordinary minds to comprehend.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

This sentence by Author C. S. Lewis hits hard:

“We all want progress, but if you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive man.”

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

There's a difference between polygamy and promiscuity. As the vice chairman of polygamous men on this app I must say that movie has been trying to push an agenda against polygamy. Whatever is happening pale is not polygamy but promiscuity.

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐒.🧸🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @chelsznn]

To get any book you want on the internet, type the name of the book followed by doctype:pdf

E.g The Alchemist doctype:pdf

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Senegal already dealing with their Colonizers mercilessly, horizontally, perpendicularly, vertically, diagonally, orthogonally, and circumfoniously. African teams are impressive in this world cup, except the HIV team.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

By all means, help yourself;

- Quit smoking

- Stop taking alcohol

- No soda

- No added sugar or artificial sweeteners

- Lose weight if you’re overweight

- Exercise at least 30mins 4x in a week.

- Monitor your blood pressure.

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

90% of your diet should be Eggs, steak, sweet potatoes, Greek yogurt, fruit, vegetables, fish, berries, avocados, water.

You'd burn fat, gain more muscle, and have x10 more energy

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

“Surviving is winning, Franklin. Everything else is bullshit. Fairy tales spun by people afraid to look life in the eye. Whatever it takes, kid. Survive.”

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

Dealing with drunk relatives hukuitisha pesa imekua rahisi, akikuomba 100, mpatie 500 then tell him urudishe 400, he won't return the balance, next time akitaka kukuomba anakumbuka the balance alibaki nayo na hawezi jaribu tena hiyo mchezo.

[Mwang! @Mwass_]

IDK if it’s just me but mbuzi choma just needs salt/salty water and an open flame. Mambo ya paprika, cumin, black pepper, ashagwanda, paw paw seeds sijui nini weka mbali 🤣

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Again, if you are intentional about keeping your hands and/or conscience clean, you have to make peace with the fact that there is a level of wealth you will never attain.

[C @cyrusamanya]

You should have things you don't do, places you don't go to, substances you don't take, words you don't say

By all means, have Principles and Standards.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

For over 2000 years, more than 5,000 gods and billions of believers have been fighting just ONE Satan without being able to defeat her.

[Eric @amerix]

Bibi yako akianza kupata pesa kukushinda, kwanza mshahara yenye ako sure kila mwezi itaingia, ataanza kukuona kama takataka mbele yake.

So, jipange mapema.

Jipange.

Be guided.

[𝐌𝐳𝐢𝐳a🍋‍🟩 @Mziza_23]

Scout akishindwa kuraise flag time ya parade nilikuwa nafurahia sana. I have been hater all my life

[Eric @amerix]

"The greatest remedy for anger is delay."

— Seneca

Sit on the message for one night.

Sleep on the email for eight hours.

The reply you would have sent at 9 pm and the reply you will send at 6 am are not written by the same man.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Deep missionary is more intimate than doggy.

Do more of deep missionary with your lovely wife, and more of doggy with your side chicks (if you have).

Even if you're doing doggy with your wife, make sure 7/10 times, you cum doing deep missionary.

I mean... When she wraps her legs around your waist that you can't hold back anymore.

And kiss her deeply while at it.

It's a good experience.

And it will continue to strengthen the bond that both of you have with each other.

And she will continue to prepare sweet and delicious meals for you.

Your neighbors, your friends, and her colleagues will not call her grumpy.

End.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Bro to Bro: If you ever get a chance to mentor a campus student, do it wholeheartedly. You’ll change their lives and they’ll never forget it.

[billion 🏖️ @mamuzoBV]

Men know. People don't

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Her boobs ease the pain, call that iboobprofen

Her ass eases the pain, call that assperin

Her thighs ease the pain, all that thighlenol