Honestly, the little Botox lady telling me I “had a lot of real estate” in reference to my forehead is still one of my fav ladies. Thanks for being the realest, bitch.
Some guy pissed on the rooftop outdoor patio of our restaurant in downtown Columbus and THEN went to the restroom to wash his hands lmfaooo. I hate it here.
This guy ordered a second round of draft beers for him and his buddy while he was in the bathroom. And when his friend got back and saw the beer he said, “DUDE! You are NEXT LEVEL DUDE! You’re next level!!”
Fuckin come on guy. No.
#BREAKING UPDATE: Columbus police issued an alert to five states surrounding Ohio to be on the lookout for 5-month-old Kason Thomas and suspected kidnapper Nalah Jackson. https://t.co/ttmCZP9f8a #10TV
Sometimes I just be in my own little world, nothin goin on up there but some breeze swooshin by like, “damn life would be so easy, if people weren’t fuckin assholes”.
Then I just pop back into workin