Jordan

Environmentalist | Powerlifter | OSU ‘24 EPDM | “No life is wasted but one whose growth is arrested.”

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

This Taylor swift shit so cool

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

ok so can i release my tweet drafts yet or

[samantha @milkygoddess]

i am nothing without my little cat that follows me into the bathroom

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

mentally i’m here

[charlie @chunkbardey]

the healthiest things you can do are go in the ocean and eat a pickle

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Where do rainbows go when they’re bad?

Prism. It’s a light sentence

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

"bear with me," I say as I reenact shakespeare's most famous stage direction

[QUEEN OF STAINS @StainsQueen]

Just a little something to take the edge off

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

the desire to reward myself with coffee every time i do anything

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

she's a 10 but she gets overstimulated at the supermarket

[Nini ✨ @ExileftNini]

Boys who make fun of you for liking Taylor Swift are the same ones who cry when their favorite player gets traded

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

12345, once i caut a shark,

678910, then it eat my whole body. I did not care at all.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

And if you’ve never Happily drank out of a Garden hose… We don’t have much in common. Lol

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Somebody got all 4 boxes. I gotta Respect that! 💥🤛🏽

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

what is white and black and can fly??!

a fridge with black paint on it falling from a tree

[hale @eveIodrama]

betty by taylor swift

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

True Fans out here making it Happen..! Wow. Gotta respect the Love 💥🤛🏽

[liz🌿💕 @stonerscrossing]

animal crossing player who is too overwhelmed to even play animal crossing