Joel Ray

I'm just here to post smart-mouthed replies. Small business owner, engineer ( the math kind, not the train kind.), dad.

[Joel Ray @jrayray5]

@InternetH0F Mark Hamill as Joker (animated)

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@ceneblock @RosemaryCard Also, I had a favorite shirt and it was because one woman said she like it out of the blue. It was later dubbed "the ugly shirt" by my wife, but I wore it all the time.

[Joel Ray @jrayray5]

@ceneblock @RosemaryCard I have received a compliment from an important woman in my life (that isn't a blood relative) so infrequently that I still recall fondly me smiling at a woman in a car next to me at a traffic light (I was in a good mood and just was smiling) and having her genuinely smile back.

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@markmobility @babblefishie Curt's probable response (allegedly): " But that was business."

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@jenny_stevens Hopefully while his opponents are in cyberman suits and with the voice modulator.

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@Tennesseine Heckle the senators at the Jackson hearings.

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@thegoodgodabove Come with me if you want to live.

[Joel Ray @jrayray5]

@DevinCow I sent him a cowbell at your prompting, I wonder how many folks actually sent him one?

[Joel Ray @jrayray5]

@chipfranklin Yes

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@thegoodgodabove Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

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@chipfranklin Alone, probably.

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@Tennesseine Getting the correct number of pills out of a bottle of medicine in one shake.

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@thegoodgodabove The Plagues of Egypt. Targeted, of course.

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@thegoodgodabove Iron Foreskin

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@jerzey11011 They act as natural scrotums and perform the same function, when they drag on the ground, they discharge any built up static electricity, this helps with AM radio reception and allows the driver to pump gas into cans still in the bed of the truck.

[Joel Ray @jrayray5]

@VeryOkboomer Once I hit double digits my parents told me they loved me, and my dog came back.

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@nachosarah Alcohol worked great for me...until it didn't. <</menacing music here>>

[Joel Ray @jrayray5]

I originally started using Twitter to follow funny, clever people because there was consistently funny, original content. I found a few folks and followed them. I have not seen an original, funny tweet in my timeline for a long time. I think it's time to leave again.

[Joel Ray @jrayray5]

@LisaRules Nope, never.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

If Senate Republicans fail to convict Donald Trump, it won't be because the facts were with him or his lawyers mounted a competent defense. It will be because the jury includes his co-conspirators.