Stanley Bogenshoots Jr.

Remembering dad and looking for mom.

[Stanley Bogenshoots Jr. @JrBogenshots]

You know you’re in the right bar when they’re playing @Poison flesh and blood. #bogenshotsrules

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It’s a chicken lo mien and night court kinda night.

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Drinking a warm red dog beer aged 20 years. #thefinerthings

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I have dined in the finest eateries on the west coast and in limited areas of the southwest. I must say the fried catfish at Golden Corral is 2nd to none.

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There is no more sensual song than “love bites” by Def Leppard. Seals the deal every time.

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My Jon Bon Jovi wears denim jacket AND jeans.

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Guns? A Bogenshots man only needs a wink and a smile.

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A Bogenshots man never cries, never apologizes. #bogenshotsrules

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Daddy! God damnit, I miss you daddy!

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I keep a bottle of cranberry juice in a small fridge by my bed. Immediate attention is of the upmost importance when dealing with bloodstains on white satin sheets. #protip

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Even wolves cry in the lonely night.

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@plainsmen1 Sorry, lets

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@plainsmen1 Keep them in the passenger seat with the vent on them. Let’s the aroma circulate. #protip

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God damnit! I am Stanley Bogenshots Jr.!

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Nothing better than hoping in the Beamer and catching the sweet scent of the leftover Popeyes chicken tenders. It’s what Tuesday’s are all about!

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Looks like a scotch lunch today! This one is for you dad. #bogenshotsrules

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Sundays are for Arby’s

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I think relationships are tough for me because of what i saw at home as a kid. Dad was a prince of a man but I was a love child. I think that really put a strain on his marriage. She didn’t care much for me. Always called me that “little shitbag.” Sigh.

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I like looking up old girlfriends on Facebook and seeing how much handsomer and more successful I am than their husbands. #SBJR

[Stanley Bogenshoots Jr. @JrBogenshots]

Watching #RAW25. Dad would’ve loved it. Dad used to take me to see Ray Stevens and Pat Patterson at the cow palace. Guess it doesn’t matter since dad’s no longer with us but I saw him shank a Samoan after the show. It was a different time. Miss him everyday.