Jake Charmatz

Not always funny, but usually clever.

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

Red Hot Chili Peppers' Chad Smith crashes Will Ferrell's SNL monologue.

[Aron Fromm @aronfromm]

A little short I made about Norm.

[Jake Charmatz @jrcharm]

@MLB St Louis Cards, I wear size 11 so they would be of use!

[Jake Charmatz @jrcharm]

I like watching the DoorDash app when your dasher keeps getting reassigned. Sometimes I’ll see the same name pop up twice and I’m like “Carlos, we won’t meet again.”

[Jake Charmatz @jrcharm]

At a bank and overheard a guy in line say “you ever make so much money you become broke?” And I couldn’t relate more. Yep totally same here.

[Mr.Cuse @Mrcuse1]

If you were offended by Shane Gillis ESPY’s monologue I can assure you that no one likes to hang around you.

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Releasing the Epstein list on the Jumbotron at a Coldplay concert

[Blake Hammond @BigRadMachine]

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

When you know there’s something weird about Pedro Pascal but you just can’t prove it yet

[Nina Infinity @Nina7Infinity]

I'm just gonna take a wild guess that it's Pedro Pascal.

[Jake Charmatz @jrcharm]

@baseballisdead_ I mean ofc he says that, he’s a damn polar bear

[Jake Charmatz @jrcharm]

@JomboyMedia 486 feet by Cal Raleigh

[TDHBXG @TDHBXG]

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

[Jake Charmatz @jrcharm]

me calling tow company: hey my car was towed the other day but I was kinda done with it anyways so it’s a win-win

tow company: how do you figure

me: have you ever been so down bad that nothing matters

tow company: yeah I work at a fuckin’ junkyard

[Jake Charmatz @jrcharm]

I always scan my groceries super quick at self-checkout because one day, an Instacart shopper is gonna get so turned on at my abilities

[Jake Charmatz @jrcharm]

Once at a job interview, the interviewer told me he found my twitter. I asked what he thought of it, to which he said “what, your series of BLOGS?” And that’s when I locked the door, and forced him to read thru it until he laughed. 4 years later and I think he’s about to break!

[Jake Charmatz @jrcharm]

How about instead of saying you’re a homebody, just specify that you’re an inside cat

[Jake Charmatz @jrcharm]

@TalkinBaseball_ @957thegame it will be the first statue to grow in size overtime

[Jake Charmatz @jrcharm]

@thecaitshot Feel like she’s being coerced into doing this by the commissioner to push viewership

[Jake Charmatz @jrcharm]

I only use the last page of my phone’s apps, so by the time I scroll over 10 times my right thumb has its own bicep