Jon Reimer

Bass player, software engineer, and nerd aficionado

[Momentum Chaser @electricfutures]

After several delays, @DOGE has finally posted its purported savings. Why did it take so long to create a simple webpage with a 1000-row table? Who knows! Let's dig in.

Headline number: $55B saved. They list the savings per nixed contract. This should be easy to verify then.

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[Dr. Aaron, PhD @aaronposting]

Just an all timer tweet

[renni @toxoplasmosii]

it occurred to me that some of you have never seen this video… enjoy.

btw all replies must be quotes from the video no exceptions.

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

How it feels going into 2024

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

the evangelicals have forgotten their natural predator: the internet atheist

[mark @r_marked]

The AWS key management service is the best AWS service. It truly reflects my feelings when using the AWS CLI.

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

still think abt this one a lot

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

Thanks for coming back with an edible arrangement.

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Fox News tried to do a bunch of scary man-on-the-street interviews about crime. It didn't go well.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Not even close

[Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik]

Genuinely can’t think of a single part of driving a car that would be made better with a touchscreen.

[joe 💦🥩 @joesmith6282]

Easily one of the best cop slide videos I’ve seen

[Project Hail Gooch @bobgoochman]

Nolan did it again 🙌

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

"Most important thing's profit, not these people. It's just bullshit."

"Fucking cowards."