John Renteria

One of the more well-intentioned assholes

[John Renteria @jrent21]

This would very much complete his "a sith always kills his master" arc

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

RUMORS: #Patriots owner Robert Kraft could move on from coach Bill Belichick if they lose in Germany to the #Colts, via @BostonGlobe

From the report: "Based on my conversations, I don’t think it’s 100% that Belichick finishes out this season"

"If Belichick comes home from Germany with a 2-8 record, I think there’s a chance the Krafts could make the move in the bye week and install Jerod Mayo as the interim coach for the final seven games."

Link to Boston Globe:
https://t.co/dpZRZU085d

[John Renteria @jrent21]

This is my annual reminder that Hubie Halloween is a legitimately good movie

[John Renteria @jrent21]

Let's see if #HurricaneHilary lands in Wisconsin

[John Renteria @jrent21]

@gigs___ Philly announcers <<<

[John Renteria @jrent21]

@johntre9 You might have to

[John Renteria @jrent21]

If the baby Mets sit, we riot

[John Renteria @jrent21]

People arguing that having a pet makes you a parent is some next level cringe

[John Renteria @jrent21]

Man I forgot how absolutely ruined modern basketball is by stoppages

[John Renteria @jrent21]

@johntre9 @elonmusk Don't worry, I couldn't feel less cool if I tried

[John Renteria @jrent21]

I wonder if @elonmusk knows that the majority of people who adore him are teenage boys. I'd bet if he spent a day near them he'd feel less cool

[New York Mets @Mets]

⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️⚾️ #LGM

[John Renteria @jrent21]

Definitely a wonky call at the end but a few questionable calls when to the eagles as well so the refs were bound to blow one the other way too. Of course it was the ex giant the eagles made a big deal about tho

[John Renteria @jrent21]

The NFL painting the field only to make all the players slip is peak NFL

[John Renteria @jrent21]

Big super Mario brothers level vibe at this half time show

[Emmy Potter @emmylanepotter]

One of the greatest comedic performances put on film that rises so far above the material it outshines it. He makes a feast out of an otherwise silly, standard best friend role.

Can’t believe this genius has been gone for 9 years.

[John Renteria @jrent21]

Waiving someone to go after they waived you to go in the car should be a criminal offense

[John Renteria @jrent21]

@Starting9 🐿️🐿️🐿️

[SNY @SNYtv]

🐿️🐿️🐿️

[Danny Heifetz @Danny_Heifetz]

*Rihanna descends from the sky*

*lands on Super Bowl halftime stage*

*grabs mic, looks into the camera*

“whopper whopper whopper whopper”

[John Renteria @jrent21]

Joey B is (again) our only hope