Jeffrey

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

.@reece_beekman HITS THE GAME WINNER TO UPSET NO. 7 DUKE 😱

(via @accmbb)

[ESPN @espn]

🚨 VIRGINIA TAKES DOWN NO. 7 DUKE 🚨

[Hana :) @QasrawiHana]

Incredibly Well Aged Things

[Jeffrey @jrichbart]

The student debt crisis is out of control

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

everyone wears crosses and i just feel like y’know maybe jesus probably doesn’t like crosses, all things considered

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

We weren’t going to post a joke about mail, but sometimes you just gotta send it.

[Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente]

I became a writer, obviously, because I am good at the exciting lie.

Other people are also good at it, & use their talents to invent different sharks, other waters, other lessons

Remember, when you see it, those kids begging for more sharks, because the truth just wasn’t as fun

[Jeffrey @jrichbart]

One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time

[Jeffrey @jrichbart]

@Lama58027313 I feel seen

[Jeffrey @jrichbart]

I refuse to spell seratonin right until my brain agrees to produce it

[Audrey #BLM @[email protected] @lifeasaweiler]

"iT's oUr HeRitAgE"
Pokemon Go has lasted longer than the confederacy did and with three times the Americans behind it, you're lucky they only took the statues down instead of replacing them with Pikachus

[The Anthropocene Reviewed @anthroreviewed]

Hello. Here is a new episode of the podcast. It's about hope and miracles and a showtune and a town called Szczyglowice. https://t.co/PqYu44PrIJ or wherever you get your pods. Thanks for listening.

[Jeffrey @jrichbart]

Y’all better watch out👀

[Jalen Brown @itsJalenB]

aight y’all i’m going to the parallel universe, dm me if you want something

[Jeffrey @jrichbart]

Busy, don’t text

[jeff @yephph]

I-
What does this even mean

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If you’re asking why is the COVID-19 rate so low in germany and high in your country. Is because their president used to be a quantum chemist and your president used to be a reality television host.