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[D’JON @Jriedsta]

@taylorswift13 deserves a real man like @JoshAllenQB. #dumpkelce

[D’JON @Jriedsta]

Omg they sent Anderson Cooper to Ukraine! Must be in the doghouse from his NYE broadcast. #CNN #UkraineRussianWar @TimJDillon @lilsasquatch66 @andersoncooper

[D’JON @Jriedsta]

Thanks for coming out….patriots

[D’JON @Jriedsta]

🚨 New drinking game 🚨 drink every time you hear the name Christine in the show selling sunset #SellingSunset

[D’JON @Jriedsta]

@LiveNation @billburr gonna go on tour but not stop in your home state of Mass?

[D’JON @Jriedsta]

@MacFarlaneNews nurses are overworked and underpaid. And have to risk dying in their offices everyday this year….cry me a river Scott

[D’JON @Jriedsta]

Surprise day @emgowie 🥾 🏔 🏔

[emgowie @emgowie]

Missing the good old days i.e. reading a sign outside a bar in 2013 saying “Soup of the Day: Tequila!!!!” and stopping dead in my tracks, believing behind these doors stands the most brilliant comedic genius imaginable who possesses a bottomless wealth of creativity

[D’JON @Jriedsta]

@emgowie 🥾 🏔 🏔

[D’JON @Jriedsta]

@JetBlue why has your customer service line been having +190 minute wait times? I need assistance now and you are no where to help. I’ve been a JetBlue customer and card holder for many years and me not being able to get in touch with customer service is making me want to change.

[D’JON @Jriedsta]

@MassGovernor @MassGovernor allow the lifeguards access to a jet ski so they can go to drowning victims faster. The lifeguards got to the victim too late at pleasure bay today. @SouthBostonWBNA

[D’JON @Jriedsta]

@HP @emgowie This is so unacceptable. She almost was seriously hurt!!! You better make it right with her @HP. This has lawsuit written all over it.

[emgowie @emgowie]

Hi @HP I was just working on my laptop while at work and it instantaneously burst into 6” flames and started spewing fireballs out of the front of it at me and my coworkers. I’m incredibly lucky I got out and didn’t catch on fire. Can you explain this to me?

[Brooks Koepka @BKoepka]

Capping off a long day with @MichelobULTRA! Thanks for all the support today. Also, we’ve got something for you…

[D’JON @Jriedsta]

@DonnieDoesWorld @DonnieDoesWorld which place in Boston has the best goons?

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Have fun today young man. Mr. Gilmore is watching you and very proud.

[Nick Maraldo @nickmaraldo]

Will Zalatoris has come a long way

[D’JON @Jriedsta]

Happy Easter

[D’JON @Jriedsta]

@BarstoolBigCat How was that lucky shot? Not like he tossed it up before mid court. He had such a pure follow through that you knew it was going in when he released it.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

New szn of Impractical joker’s is honestly pretty good