Jessica

I mean, Led Zeppelin didn’t write tunes that everyone liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.

[Jessica @jringle01]

It’s super smoky and smells like cookies downtown?

[Jessica @jringle01]

My husband, very proud of his practical answer

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

FOR EXAMPLE:
don't. do. this.

[Jessica @jringle01]

Why do people buy/kit out their cars to look like cops. Easily one of the stupidest things people voluntarily do. Why would you want everyone around you to slow down and be super diligent at lights and stop signs. Everyone in your way all the time. And you don’t fool the cops 🥴

[Jessica @jringle01]

@BrandyLJensen Same and everyone thinks I’m deranged

[Jessica @jringle01]

Ah I was wondering why all the influencers on Instagram were suddenly into Kate Bush

[Graham Skipper @GrahamSkipper]

I’ve been seeing a lot of tweets shaming kids for hearing Running Up That Hill for the first time on Stranger Things, as if we all didn’t hear Bohemian Rhapsody for the first time in Wayne’s World.

[Jessica @jringle01]

@MBrigmon @UnivHealthSA Oh my goodness, I’m so sorry for Erika. Please take care of yourselves ❤️

[Jessica @jringle01]

I’m a little intimidated by the roving packs of dudes in my gym but yesterday I overheard three of them talking and they’re DEFINITELY Bigfoot truthers so maybe I should rethink my feelings

[Jessica @jringle01]

Man. Russian Doll on Netflix is so good. I have nothing profound to say and I’m not even gonna try. Just watch it.

[Jessica @jringle01]

I worked at Abercrombie in the heyday that everyone is currently talking about and all I can say is I never was fired but eventually just stopped being scheduled because I no longer fit into the clothes (which you were required to wear). I’m 5’9” and was 135 lbs at the time.

[Jessica @jringle01]

Somewhere a Gallagher is furious

[Jessica @jringle01]

Lol “Gorillaz” Damon Albarn

[Jessica @jringle01]

Nazaré has been on the bucket list for a minute. Obviously just for watching, I do not have a death wish 😎

[Alvin Foo @alvinfoo]

Sebastian Steudtner, a German pro surfer, rode a wave over 115 feet tall at Nazare, Portugal, a record breaking surf!

[Jessica @jringle01]

Growing up middle class but being sent to private schools is a wild experience. You get world class education, sure, but what sticks with you is the up-close look at how kids born with money become brain-diseased adults.

[Phillip Austin @PhillipAustin5]

When I learned I was on the poorer side of my private school was when someone in our prayer circle in 3rd grade said “pray for our family because we have to drive to our beach house because our plane is in the shop.” 😵‍💫

[Jessica @jringle01]

@kathbarbadoro Jumping in to say the people mentioning collagen protein are right, it does dissolve into nothing. BUT it isn’t a complete protein. It’s good for soothing your gut lining and reducing inflammation but it doesn’t help with recovery or build muscle like whey, egg, hemp or soy 🙂

[Jessica @jringle01]

@amandamull Mine would be “top consumer of Gumby’s pepperoni rolls - so much in fact that delivery drivers would sometimes drive me home from bars”

[Jessica @jringle01]

Movies you are 100% sure you’ve seen at least twenty times. GIFs only.

[Alicia Marie @AliciaMarieBODY]

Movies you are 100% certain you’ve seen at least twenty times. Gifs only.

[DMS @philosofacespin]

for no particular reason

[Jessica @jringle01]

@PhillipAustin5 Why you spelling sandwich like Elsa in 1883

[Jessica @jringle01]

Oh god the brain diseased have found Huxley. Ugh