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[FriendliestFelon @jrmcbreezy]

my first time being called a cheater, im honored

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I can’t fully explain to younger people how cool the internet used to be. We had open forums, personal websites, weird experimental pages, and chaotic corners of the web, before Amazon, Google, and Meta turned it into a sterile, closed ecosystem of clutter, and commerce.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

there’s no way…

[Skely @123skely]

That first 1-2 months with a woman before she goes batshit crazy is so magical.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Companies replacing junior roles with AI, only to complain about the lack of senior talent in 4-5 years, is going to be the most predictable crisis in hiring history.

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

When I got arrested for Nazi Pug, I got held in jail until my court date due to the "serious nature" of my "offence".

But the guy who threw a toddler into a crocodile enclosure to try and have him ripped limb from limb has already been bailed the very next day.

Clown country.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The older generations say, “We also struggled in our 20s.”

Nah, you didn’t. You didn’t even pay rent that consumes half your entire paycheck. You didn’t work 2 jobs just to cover basics. You didn’t apply to 200 jobs and face silent rejections. Gen Z isn’t dramatic. They’re drowning.

[TYN❥ @talizo07]

BOOMER: “We paid for college ourselves.”

ME: “How much was tuition?”

BOOMER: “$3,000 a year.”

ME: “What were you making?”

BOOMER: “$18,000.”

ME: “So two months of work.”

BOOMER: “Exactly. We worked hard.”

ME: “Tuition is $35,000 now.”

ME: “Average starting salary is $55,000 with $40,000 in loans.”

ME: “That’s eight years before you break even.”

BOOMER: “You kids just party too much.”

ME: “We work two jobs. We just can’t afford it.”

BOOMER: “That’s because you’re lazy.”

ME: “Or the system changed and you benefited from it.”

BOOMER: “That’s not my fault.”

ME: “No. But stop blaming us for noticing.”

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

This weeks UFC will be the first fights fought on a Sunday instead of Saturday

it's against jewish law to attend fights on Saturday so the jews who run the White House made them change it

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

Remember when USAID was cut and everyone flipped out because they said it would kill huge quantities of Africans from aids?

How was saving Africans from aids the responsibility of the US taxpayer? Why does the average working class guy barely making ends meet to support his family have to contribute to that? How is it his fault that men in these countries mass rape women? How is it his fault that regardless of everyone knowing how to prevent transmission, they still don't?

The entire idea that someone just trying to get by in life has to shell out a penny for stuff like this is so absurd.

"You're killing Africans with aids by not paying the money for their treatment!" No, the dudes who rape their way through villages are killing them with aids. The people who use zero precautions during sex in a country that's riddled with aids did that. The clinics that reuse needles did that.

We didn't sign up to adopt an entire continent.

[ΑετοςΔιος @Aquila_Dios]

There's a reason Twitter/X got rid of this guy...

Great words to live by on social media in general.

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

Boomers really had:

Free college. $25,000 houses. Pensions. Union jobs. One income households. Affordable healthcare. Job security for 30 years.

And spent their retirement voting against every single one of those things for everyone else.

Ten turn on the new and wonder why the younger generation is "so angry."

Sir you ate the entire meal and removed the restaurant.

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

22 yrs ago today, after a long zoning dispute with local officials that ruined his business, welder Marvin Heemeyer had enough & created the Killdozer.

He destroyed the mayor’s house, the judge’s house, town hall, the police station, & the bank - while avoiding hurting civilians or their property.

Happy Killdozer Day to those who celebrate 🎊

[Troy @NextLevel_Rebel]

@elonmusk It'll be ours again someday 😎

[FriendliestFelon @jrmcbreezy]

@Mark___Taylor I had a beater, ran just fine super cold air. 134k on it. Figured I wouldnt get more than 800 for it but I saw the market so I put it up for 2k. Sold that DAY

[FriendliestFelon @jrmcbreezy]

@JakeWolki Now thats a DOG 🫡

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

Kobe Bryant won a significant settlement against a pharmaceutical company 🚨

He tragically died in a helicopter crash weeks later.

Kyle Busch won an $8.5 million settlement against a major insurance company 🚨

He tragically died from a sudden & unexpected illness weeks later.

[FriendliestFelon @jrmcbreezy]

@Kaizerrev Mf stays hydrated he dont need it