Jay Roberto

Malignant Professional

[Jay Roberto @jrobhaha]

@NetflixFilm Fine you’ve convinced me, from now all chick flicks will be known as clam jams.

[Jay Roberto @jrobhaha]

@On3 Are we about to get our first college football player eligibility case to the shadow docket @whignewtons @DavidAFrench

[Jay Roberto @jrobhaha]

So is the code not Veronica anymore?

[Resident Evil @RE_Games]

Survive the deranged terror. Resident Evil Veronica reanimates in 2027 on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, Steam, and Nintendo Switch 2.

#REVeronica #ResidentEvilVeronica

[Jay Roberto @jrobhaha]

Why are coal miners allowed to do blackface and I can’t

[Jay Roberto @jrobhaha]

@StickToTheModel Falcons should at least offer a 2

[Jay Roberto @jrobhaha]

This is how they should’ve dropped the adidas uniforms.
Bring out Keys/Gabriel Georges/Faizon

[Tri-Star Vols @TriStar_Vols]

5⭐️ David Gabriel Georges waking out in Vols gear!! 🍊

[Jay Roberto @jrobhaha]

Wild how it’s went from soccer is gay to actually it’s good to soccer is gay in like 15 years

[Jay Roberto @jrobhaha]

I’m sure every uninsured driver in the area was thrilled

[Patrick MacCoon @PMacCoon]

The Spain national football team has arrived in downtown Chattanooga for the FIFA World Cup

[Jay Roberto @jrobhaha]

@mattyglesias Danhausen uncursed them

[Jay Roberto @jrobhaha]

What is happening with the algorithm, let’s go back to tits @elonmusk

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[The Galumphs @TheGalumphs]

This tweet was like 9/11 for women

[Jay Roberto @jrobhaha]

This is incredibly fun

https://t.co/QbctUqGP2W #NBA #82and0

[Jay Roberto @jrobhaha]

@RapSheet My Njigba

[Jay Roberto @jrobhaha]

@emilymiller This has all been great, thank you!

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Like honestly "it's going to take us several weeks to tell you who won the election" is failed state shit and should be much more stigmatized.

[Jay Roberto @jrobhaha]

Could’ve been the George Foreman of CPAPs… “you can breathe”

[Jay Roberto @jrobhaha]

Kinda crazy we never got a George Floyd sponsored CPAP machine

[Jay Roberto @jrobhaha]

@ATLHawks Trae Young isn’t there anymore you don’t have to do this

[Jay Roberto @jrobhaha]

@AtlantaFalcons

[Jay Roberto @jrobhaha]

Playing on Tru TV is the closest college football will ever get to March madness

[CFP @CFBPlayoff]

NEWS: The CFP, ESPN and TNT Sports have announced dates, kick times and broadcast information for the 2026-27 edition of the College Football Playoff.

🔗 Read more at https://t.co/woIFWrQKbE

#CFP