Josh | professor

a college instructor, husband and father of 2 angels

[𝓚𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓵𝓪 ˚ʚ🪼ɞ˚ @dear_jihoon_tws]

Listening Party
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🪼: Somehow…
🪼: I feel like I’m going to cry.
🪼: After the performance ended, I was rushing around doing everything so frantically
🪼: Now I’m watching our performance while eating
🪼: Seriously, I receive so much love…
🪼: More than I feel I deserve…
🪼: Thank you…
🪼: I’ll treat you well
🪼: I’ll protect you!!!!
🪼: Let’s give it everything and try sai
🪼: I’ll really always be right behind you

🪼: Fan letters,
🪼: Letters,
🪼: Words
🪼: Any of those is fine… Later…

[Josh | professor @jrobs_86]

I'd take having enough left after the bills to actually make a choice.

[Optimus @OptimusRealm]

I want to earn enough that my only real problem is deciding where the money goes.

[sop | katseye sufferer @sopseye]

yall need to keep ur mouth shut about my girl manon because she has always been able to keep up dont get it twisted

[Josh | professor @jrobs_86]

People will really turn two artists being friendly into a whole scandal. Get a grip.

[Josh | professor @jrobs_86]

I hate that little pause before opening the electric bill.

[Josh | professor @jrobs_86]

@nonstabIe i'd settle for checking it without bracing for impact

[Josh | professor @jrobs_86]

Basic economy is bad enough. I'd pay extra for the pup to have some room too.

[Amélia Amor | PHX @AmeliaAmor001]

I’m spending international rates on a domestic flight all because my pup deserves to have space. He can’t be caught in basic economy 😆

[Josh | professor @jrobs_86]

Has anyone had any luck calling their internet provider to get the bill lowered lately?

[Josh | professor @jrobs_86]

@hxxntrr the automatic acceptance part sounds way too good to be true

[Josh | professor @jrobs_86]

I'd be hoarse by the end of this stretch and still yelling for one more.

[The Red Herring @AlanHerringtonn]

Picture This:

You’re at a Wage War concert and this 5 song stretch is back to back to back to back to back in the setlist…

[Col-Gate @Col_Gate_ML]

Customer loyalty programs are just tracking software disguised as discounts.

Supermarkets jack up shelf prices by twenty percent across the board.

Then they offer you a digital club card to bring prices back down to where they should have been.

In exchange you hand over your phone number, email, and a complete weekly log of everything you put in your fridge.

You are not saving money! You are paying the baseline price while letting a corporation build a marketing dossier on your household. 😭

[Josh | professor @jrobs_86]

When every dollar is spoken for, it can really mess with how you see yourself.

[Draeco @whotfisdraeco]

Being broke lowers your self esteem by a lot.

[Josh | professor @jrobs_86]

That's when I start checking the bank app like the number might've changed since breakfast.

[Bidemi @BidemionX]

That pre-broke stage where you not broke yet but you can see it coming😭😭

[Josh | professor @jrobs_86]

Being able to send stablecoins on a Sunday and have them arrive right away is fucking useful.

[BowTiedBroke @BowTiedBroke]

Got an email saying my credit score went up. Just for curiosity sake I decided to call my bank to see what rate I could get with it. They said “For top tier like yours we could give you a great rate of 7.75%”. My borrowing days are officially over.

[Josh | professor @jrobs_86]

I hope it's there when I need it, but I can't make a retirement plan around it.

[BowTiedCrow @BowTiedCrow]

I’ve paid into social security since I started working at 15 and simply cannot imagine planning my “retirement” around social security lmao.

[Josh | professor @jrobs_86]

I don't see how anybody thinks chasing long shots is a financial plan.

[Lance Roberts @LanceRoberts]

I have an article that I will publish tomorrow morning on the coming "Gambling Addiction" for GenZ's and the impact on their long-term financial outcomes. Unsurprisingly, those betting instead of investing are taking the most risk by clustering in long-shot bets (those with the lowest implied probabilities on both platforms)

[Josh | professor @jrobs_86]

I hate when the fiddle finally shows up on a country album and they bury it so far back you can barely hear it.

[Josh | professor @jrobs_86]

@btschartsxdaily I don't know how you kept track of all this

[Josh | professor @jrobs_86]

Damn, that looks like a hell of a show. I'd be into every second of that.

[𝑽𝒊𝒆𝒋𝒂 @ViejaCat]

Doja has really put everything into this tour. The outfits 10/10, the choreography 10/10, the setlist 10/10, the vocals 10/10

EVERYTHING 10/10