Jordan Holbert

Arrest the murderers that murdered Breonna Taylor and charge them for murder

[Jordan Holbert @jrock4242]

Every millennial in the future: I remember back in my day, Meta was called Facebook

[Jordan Holbert @jrock4242]

What kinda drugs did they give this man to forget ole buddy tried to KILL him less than two years ago

[Mike Pence @Mike_Pence]

I share the deep concern of millions of Americans over the unprecedented search of the personal residence of President Trump. No former President of the United States has ever been subject to a raid of their personal residence in American history.

[cordarrelle patterson @ceeflashpee84]

Free my dawg!!

[Jordan Holbert @jrock4242]

NFL Employee Handbook: Violate the integrity of the game by betting your own money that your team wins and get suspended the whole year

Also NFL Employee Handbook: Violate 30 women and you will be guaranteed record money after a brief six game suspension

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Former federal judge Sue L. Robinson has found that Deshaun Watson violated the personal conduct policy and has suspended him six games, per source.

[Terry McLaurin @TheTerry_25]

Therapy, 10/10 recommend

[Jordan Holbert @jrock4242]

I wonder how many of the judges that took women’s right to choose ever had a conversation with a woman that had that choice to make

[Jordan Holbert @jrock4242]

@jamieamalea Are you measuring the size of his dick or the height of his sexy pick up truck

[Republican Accountability @AccountableGOP]

This wasn't SNL on a Thursday night.

This was Wyoming's Republican primary debate.

[Ryan Lowry @RyanJLowry]

Is this a direct quote from A Handmaid’s Tale? Jesus Christ.

[Jordan Holbert @jrock4242]

Juneteenth should be considered the most American of all the holidays

[Jordan Holbert @jrock4242]

@CoachRodHill That’ll have people begging for the end of the workout.

[John Avlon @JohnAvlon]

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[Jordan Holbert @jrock4242]

@Mike_Pence still dick riding after he left you for dead?! what’s he got on you mr. pence

[Jordan Holbert @jrock4242]

@RyanJLowry Next they’re gonna be writing in the Easter bunny

[Jordan Holbert @jrock4242]

@RyanJLowry We should do a Dewey x Charlie Verzuz battle…unless y’all scared.

[Jordan Holbert @jrock4242]

@charlesxholmes came off the bench and went for a quadruple double in the second half of on the prestige Atlanta recap podcast

[Jordan Holbert @jrock4242]

I love Jimmy and I don’t care what y’all think

[Jordan Holbert @jrock4242]

Y’all can go ahead and not waste your time having the Grammys this year. Just ship all the awards to Kendrick https://t.co/iDwXgCm4Ca

[Jordan Holbert @jrock4242]

Netflix stock price takes a dive, two days later Hulu crashes…Netflix do whatever you gotta do for me to keep using the homies account for free

[Lisa @LisaRenee302]

So if @hulu is down that means we all get a credit on our next bill, right? #HuluDown #huluoutage