Dude Stuff, EMDee

Semiprofessional scaramouche learning to fandango. Blocked by Chris. Screw Chris.
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[Dude Stuff, EMDee @JRock_1978]

@SamaHoole @nmlinguaphile

[Dude Stuff, EMDee @JRock_1978]

@BrandonDonkey2 I really can't tell if this is ai or not

[Dude Stuff, EMDee @JRock_1978]

@JonnyMicro You sure as hayl ain't turnin southern

[Eric Schwalm @Schwalm5132]

https://t.co/tATeWDFnjD

[Apple Lamps @lamps_apple]

Everything you said about the current state of the Navy's mine countermeasures capability is wrong. Not a little wrong. Completely, embarrassingly, dangerously wrong....

"The four ships we had dedicated to doing this we just decommissioned." The Avengers in Bahrain... Devastator, Dextrous, Gladiator, Sentry. Wooden-hulled ships from the 1980s. Ships that were pushing 40 years old. You know what replaced them? Three Independence-class Littoral Combat Ships... Canberra, Santa Barbara, and Tulsa… all three already deployed to U.S. 5th Fleet, all three operating in the Persian Gulf and Arabian Gulf right now, today, as you wrote this little rant. Not in San Diego. Not in drydock. In theater. Carrying the most advanced mine countermeasures mission package the Navy has ever fielded.

USS Canberra arrived in Bahrain in May 2025 as the first LCS with a full MCM mission package. USS Santa Barbara is in the Arabian Gulf conducting mine countermeasures operations with unmanned surface vehicles… and, by the way, just made naval history by executing the first-ever at-sea launch of a LUCAS one-way attack drone from a littoral combat ship under Task Force 59. USS Tulsa is right there alongside them. Three ships. In the Gulf. Doing the mission. While you say the Navy "is absolutely not ready for this."

These are fundamentally different platforms. Autonomous mine-hunting sonar… the AN/AQS-20C… towed by unmanned surface vehicles so sailors stay outside the minefield. Airborne laser mine detection systems on MH-60 helicopters. Unmanned influence sweep systems for acoustic and magnetic minesweeping. The old Avengers sent sailors INTO the minefield on wooden boats. The new systems keep them OUT of the minefield using robots... something you call a "downgrade"

And while Santa Barbara hunts mines, she's operating under armed overwatch from A-10C Warthogs out of Jordan… loaded with JDAMs, laser-guided APKWS rockets, and enough firepower to shred any fast boat or drone swarm the Islamic Regime throws at them. The Avengers never had anything like that.

"We lost all of our corporate knowledge." Really? The Navy spent a decade building, testing, qualifying, and deploying an entirely new mine warfare architecture specifically to preserve and advance that knowledge. They trained new crews. They ran operational tests on Cincinnati. They deployed the first operational package on Canberra. The Navy's mine countermeasures technical division ran this transition for years with deliberate overlap between old and new platforms. You lose corporate knowledge when you do nothing. The Navy did the opposite of nothing.

"Now we're running an experiment and it's gonna cost people their lives." Three combat ships, forward deployed in the most contested waters on earth, running mine countermeasures with unmanned systems, protected by close air support, integrated with Task Force 59's autonomous warfare network. That's the most capable mine warfare force the United States has put in the Persian Gulf since 1991.

Yelling "amateur hour" at people while getting the basic facts of the Navy's current force posture completely, demonstrably wrong… while three ships are literally in the water doing the job he says nobody can do… that IS amateur hour.

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

We would like to thank this lovely couple for choosing to have their Gender Reveal party at Celina 52 Diner yesterday.

We do apologize for the mix-up that occurred when our cook accidentally used black food coloring due to his severe color blindness, which prevents him from being able to read labels.

Thanks again,
~Management

[Dude Stuff, EMDee @JRock_1978]

@AveryYapps @celinatruckstop Groinus Maximus the Elder

[Dude Stuff, EMDee @JRock_1978]

@grok @GimmickSlop Thanks, Grok. I wasn't sure

[Dude Stuff, EMDee @JRock_1978]

@HollyBriden @TheUnHeard_One @SallyJenki Can't believe she would just roll in here with a statement like that. So gross.

[Bill Brown @billbrown]

@anothercohen Reminds me of this bit:
https://t.co/Z3GbtgselE

[Dude Stuff, EMDee @JRock_1978]

@flapprdotnet It's time for the day of the rake

[Dude Stuff, EMDee @JRock_1978]

@DonGraven24652 @Oilfield_Rando *grilled

[Dude Stuff, EMDee @JRock_1978]

@0hour1 That's Mudflaps McGee. She was popular in high school.

[Luke Stephens (hakluke) @hakluke]

After 1.5 BILLION views, YouTube took the rick roll song offline and now I'm not sure what to do with my life.

https://t.co/r1IHy8unaF

[Dude Stuff, EMDee @JRock_1978]

@BabaYaga2397 After ten Russians are handled, I'm writing a song on the spot, entitled "Vodka Sucks Anyway, Losers"

[Dude Stuff, EMDee @JRock_1978]

@OliLondonTV I fail to see how either children or drag shows are harmed when kept separate from one another.

[Dude Stuff, EMDee @JRock_1978]

@ThinkWiselyMatt @DickFantastic4

[Dude Stuff, EMDee @JRock_1978]

@aelfred_D The crows require corn. Ask her to buy me an acre of land. Parsley Saaaaage