andrew

[andrew @jrooji]

False information or misinformation should be shortened to ‘infaux’

It wouldn’t be confusing at all

[andrew @jrooji]

I was driving with my windows down earlier and Spotify’s AI DJ loudly announces ‘Time for a GOTH PARTY’ and proceeds to play ‘Monster Mash’

[andrew @jrooji]

Every time someone buys a ticket to an Avatar film, James Cameron writes 4 more sequels

[andrew @jrooji]

@finhorsy visions of their face blurred by the immense pain they caused

[andrew @jrooji]

Just had horrible flashbacks to school when you’d answer a question in class and the teacher would say ‘not quite’ and then go on to make the exact same point you just made in different words

[andrew @jrooji]

3D Where’s Wally game with huge procedurally-generated cities / environments

[andrew @jrooji]

*When the bus from Huddersfield to Halifax is unavailable*

Guess you could call that an error 503

[andrew @jrooji]

i hate it when her bio says ‘mcr’ but you dont know whether she lives in manchester or is just really into my chemical romance

[andrew @jrooji]

remember when nintendo made a new super mario bros game and called it New Super Mario Bros?

[andrew @jrooji]

stranger: “do you play Wordle?”

me: “no but i got really into Skyrim for a while”

[andrew @jrooji]

imagine how hard heartbroken gym dudes go on valentines day

[andrew @jrooji]

why do parents get mad at you when your parcel arrives but theirs doesnt lmao

[andrew @jrooji]

just quit my job in order to pursue my dream of being retired

[andrew @jrooji]

your mcm lies about his shoe size at the ice rink

[andrew @jrooji]

She spend a night at my museum and she Ben on my Stiller

[andrew @jrooji]

Thanks to molly mae i have quit my job to pursue twitter full time! Thank you for inspiring a young influencer like me @mollymaehague

[andrew @jrooji]

Personally, I’m looking to be fired

[andrew @jrooji]

You know that someone’s looking for a job when they privatise their twitter

[andrew @jrooji]

The queen was baked into the Wembley lasagna

[andrew @jrooji]

there's a certain style of song you have to sing at karaoke, if you get up there and start singing some rex orange county im going home