Jess

so many feelings all the time

[Amiyah Scott @KingAmiyahScott]

I feel so bad for my cat, he’s sitting by the door crying out for this cat and her baby (that are on the opposite side) The same cat I caught him with the night he snuck out, but sweetheart you have been neutered for a year+ she is lying, that is not your baby

[Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark]

With all the talk about migrating to mastodon, I'm starting to picture myself as a tribal elder who realizes he has already made his last migration as he watches everyone pack up their furs and babies and earthenware pots and start traveling south ahead of the advancing glacier.

[Kristen @kristenstockdal]

An interesting development in the Kim <> Kanye saga

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

yes ofc I’m part of the lgbt

L- Lactose intolerant
G- gluten allergy
B- Bloated all the time
T- Tummy always hurting

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

gm

[Moh @LessIsMoh]

men will learn the entire adobe creative suite before going to therapy for their trauma. my brother you’re worried about the wrong after effects

[Jess @jrose412]

@ryanembr You have to go

[trash jones @jzux]

babe are you okay you’ve hardly touched your critical thinking skills

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

i mean, who would’ve guessed a kid who learned to manage the emotions of those around them as a survival skill might,

y’know…

grow into a hyper-vigilant, people-pleasing adult with poor boundaries whose self-worth is based on their ability to make other people happy

[Jess @jrose412]

Please!!

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

get her what she really wants for Christmas

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Tell me again where Christ said “use the commemoration of my birth to flex violent weapons for personal political gain”?

lol @ all the years Republicans spent on cultural hysteria of society “erasing Christmas and it’s meaning” when they’re doing that fine all on their own

[Jess @jrose412]

How long has it been since you've listened to The Kill by Thirty Seconds to Mars? I'm here to tell you to revisit your emo phase for a minute because that song still very much slaps🤘🏻

[Brandon Follick @follickacid]

I’ll never unhear the time my mom referred to Timothee Chalamet as “chimney taliban”

[Jess @jrose412]

A mood

[Marissa Jensen @M_Jensen23]

The Venn diagram of dudes who are saying paternity leave isn't necessary cause babies don't need their fathers and dudes who blame all racial disparity in the U.S. on a "lack of black fathers" is a circle.