I feel so bad for my cat, he’s sitting by the door crying out for this cat and her baby (that are on the opposite side) The same cat I caught him with the night he snuck out, but sweetheart you have been neutered for a year+ she is lying, that is not your baby
With all the talk about migrating to mastodon, I'm starting to picture myself as a tribal elder who realizes he has already made his last migration as he watches everyone pack up their furs and babies and earthenware pots and start traveling south ahead of the advancing glacier.
i mean, who would’ve guessed a kid who learned to manage the emotions of those around them as a survival skill might,
y’know…
grow into a hyper-vigilant, people-pleasing adult with poor boundaries whose self-worth is based on their ability to make other people happy
Tell me again where Christ said “use the commemoration of my birth to flex violent weapons for personal political gain”?
lol @ all the years Republicans spent on cultural hysteria of society “erasing Christmas and it’s meaning” when they’re doing that fine all on their own
How long has it been since you've listened to The Kill by Thirty Seconds to Mars? I'm here to tell you to revisit your emo phase for a minute because that song still very much slaps🤘🏻
The Venn diagram of dudes who are saying paternity leave isn't necessary cause babies don't need their fathers and dudes who blame all racial disparity in the U.S. on a "lack of black fathers" is a circle.