remy. i hate this debate. he’s a street rat he would absolutely clobber stuart with his bare hands. stuart hasn’t worked for anything in his life. remy knows struggle. stuart is a lil bitch.
Me: Do you like food
Uber driver: Sure
Me: [pulling all of the spaghetti out of my pockets that I was saving for later but I like to share so I thought I’d be nice for once] want some sketti
Driver: do you have mozzarella on you
Me: of course [I open up my wallet]