Top 10 Sports Naps
1. Masters Sunday
2. Thanksgiving Day (NFL, CBB)
3. NFL Draft Day 3
4. Rainy MLB Summer Day
5. NFL Combine in the background
6. Olympics in the background
7. Masters Saturday
8. Saturday before Selection Sunday
9. Jan 1st Bowl Games
10. Daytona 500
The video of Paris Hilton’s bodyguard at Coachella constantly following her around is the best metaphor I’ve ever seen for my anxiety that never leaves me alone not even when I’m out there hopping around on the grass dressed like some kind of fairy nymph