J.S. Steinman

With ADAM, there's no reason not to be beautiful!

[J.S. Steinman @JS_Steinman]

When winter blast hits, always remember to moisturize to avoid UNSIGHTLY drying and cracking!

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@LittleSister014 Yes, moppet, the ADAM makes you... perfect...

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@LittleSister014 Yeees, me. ME, ME, ME!!!

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I swore an oath to do no harm... and I mostly meant it!!!!!!!!!

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"Steinman," she said, "...we must do something about symmetry..."

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ROMAN FOOLS!!!!! Aphrodite would never allow such a HIDEOUS appearance as Janus, unlike Venus!!! Such... REPUGNANT SYMMETRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@SirDickBurton NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! Sculpting done by natives' knives is AMA!!!!!!!! It takes... a professional!!!!!!!!

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@willythebastard Nurse, come find me if that man's rash caused any scarring! Aesthetics are important EVERYWHERE on the body!!!

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@_AndrewRyan_ But even the talented are judged based on appearance! Did you know that nine out of ten ladies prefer the athletic man?

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@WinstonIsBack HIIIIIIIDEOUS!!!!!!! That is something up with which you should not put!!!!!!!!!

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@generallismo Patients tell me what I want to know when I cut them into a thousand, beautiful pieces!!!!!!

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@willythebastard I'm... sure it was an... accident! I've made mistakes myself, when the subject WON'T STAY STILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aphrodite is walking the halls...

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@Oh_Hedda_Hopper And they're all filthy!!!!! The Little Ones will never be beautiful, they're so filthyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@_AndrewRyan_ Sander's already seen me; I fixed his nose, eyes, and mouth, but I told him those ears were his fucking curse!!!!!!!

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@Oh_Hedda_Hopper What Picasso did with a brush, I have done with a knife! I would be delighted- let society see what phony ethics hinders!

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@_AndrewRyan_ Escape all those doubters! Change your look, change your sex... one fellow even had me turn him into a Chinaman.

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@_AndrewRyan_ Accident?????!!!!!! ACCIDENT!!!!!!!!!!! NURSE, BRING A SCALPEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@canuspareadime A liposuction hose in every pot-belly, a facelift for every visage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nurse!!!! Help me find this patient!!!!