Jamie Sabel

lukewarm & plain

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

[Travon Free @Travon]

Blue lives scatter.

[Jamie Sabel @jsabes45]

It’s amazing what a quarter left in a cart at @AldiUSA can do for the moral of the store

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I just found out that your dentist can't actually make you floss. In fact they don't have the authority to arrest anybody for anything.

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

[Decker @DeckerOnAir]

Had a chance to talk with @ZMyersOfficial about the upcoming @SmithAndMyers show at Epic Event Center today and we had a fantastic talk! Check it out here!
https://t.co/mKWPiAU8ow

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Maybe America wouldn’t have grown up to be such a mess if it had been raised by Founding Mothers.

[10 Trolley user🇵🇷 @Pacheco_JA_]

Paprika baby girl I remember the day you came home and now look at you

[Jamie Sabel @jsabes45]

I got a job yesterday with a really really big sign on bonus. & I’m really really proud of me💕

[Jamie Sabel @jsabes45]

#NewProfilePic

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Jerry Seinfeld has finally admitted there was an “uncomfortable subtle sexual aspect” to his 2007 bee movie https://t.co/5ZMRizMGwH

[Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt @GKuhlenschmidt]

today my 4 y/o said to me "mommy, i got the booster." but when i looked down, i didn't see her booster seat. i saw a duffle bag loaded with covid-19 shots & a huge gun. she robbed a CVS. she knew how upset i was that my wine & paint class was requiring masks in between sips

[slam dance tarantula @JermHimselfish]

Steve from Blue’s Clues just sent me a second video telling me that I suck and that the previous video was not meant for me

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

imagine taking a cab to the hospital in a crisis because you can’t afford an ambulance and it’s the cash cab

[amil @amil]

When I see a 28 yr old with a baby I’m like, “wow respect to these teen parents”

[Jamie Sabel @jsabes45]

@Hopylicious We got security cameras now 🙄

[Jamie Sabel @jsabes45]

Four days into 2021 & my car gets broken into. What is that? 🙄

[Jamie Sabel @jsabes45]

@Hopylicious Yup. They picked the locks. 🙄👎🏽 they only got two flannels I was planning on returning, so not as bad as last time but damn. Right?

[Jamie Sabel @jsabes45]

@jilliangandsey Love this love story 🥺💕

[Paisley Thomson @PaisleyThomson]

Meghan Markle won't see the all of the nasty shit you write about her but your friends who have experienced miscarriages and the loss of a baby will.