jared 🐙

I’m here for memes and the occasional tweet don’t expect much from me

[ΔLΔΝ @pyramids_of_aj]

Black 90’s sitcoms when it’s time to replace the mom

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

When you’re binge-watching a show and get to the COVID season

[i like food @messedupfoods]

babe we have guests, bring out the fine china

[satyronmars.bsky.social @SatyrOnMars]

this is me btw. if u even care

[kendall @kendalljamaal]

Apple Pay feels like play money, but it’s not

[jared 🐙 @jsaget_]

“I thought you were a catfish” ok so you think I’m hot then

[you might also relate to @hrtapp]

me and who

[𝒩𝑜𝓉𝓉𝓎 🌷 @nottydesignss]

I will never recover from those episodes where Appa was abducted, went missing and abused. Never, ever, ever!

[PARTYOF2 @ITSPARTYOF2]

By the way I’m still in love witchuuuuuu 🖤

[abbie ★ @biyuuji]

what if we kissed in the chainsaw man wedding chapel

[waliu @idek_tb]

My bank account going on vacation vs coming from vacation

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

It kills me when you watching a serious anime and the end credit scene is them all happy dancing to hip-hop?? MY BRO JUST DIED.

[jared 🐙 @jsaget_]

@Julio_Taku Ok good, I was scared for a second

[♡ bri ♡ @blazinwithbri]

the perfect job opportunity will make its way toward me in august.