Amelia Bedelia

#1 Raspberry Racers fan

[Amelia Bedelia @Jsalazad]

I'm allowed to say whatever I want because I'm beautiful

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i can phil it collins in the air tonight

[Amelia Bedelia @Jsalazad]

My boss said I dont smell like weed so its fine

[☾ Jupiter @Dizzyymoon]

happened to my good friend aerith gainsborough

[Amelia Bedelia @Jsalazad]

Never try to out hipster a californian

[Amelia Bedelia @Jsalazad]

Accidentally ashed my cigarette into my mouth
Im not sure how I pulled it off

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[Amelia Bedelia @Jsalazad]

Its been new music friday every day for like 3 weeks now

[Amelia Bedelia @Jsalazad]

@sevleton Just say the word

[Amelia Bedelia @Jsalazad]

Wall#617 @sevleton

[Amelia Bedelia @Jsalazad]

@sevleton Not recognizing a slippi code
Fell off

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Amelia Bedelia @Jsalazad]

Smoked weed before I did my morning yoga
I will always be a Californian at heart

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

After reading about the effects of prolonged drug and cigarette use, I have decided to no longer read.

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

it's a failing on my part surely but i will never be able to shake the arbitrary thought that vertical video is evil and horizontal video is holy

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

I just watched a pirated movie.
On a scale of 1-10 I’d have to give it 3.14159265359

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

i can promise you merriam, my j is loud

[Amelia Bedelia @Jsalazad]

Emailing hr at my previous job to get my w-2 today

[Amelia Bedelia @Jsalazad]

Are taxes due by wednesday or on wednesday

[Amelia Bedelia @Jsalazad]

Customer talked to me about surviving throat cancer and ive been craving a cigarette ever since