Jesse🤠

South Texas RGV native. Rotating equipment engineer. Amateur woodworkist, professional tetherball player, married to my kids' mom.

[Jesse🤠 @jsalsaa]

@buccocapital Great read. Holy cow

[Jesse🤠 @jsalsaa]

@awealthofcs @chamath please galaxy brain explain why Ben is wrong

[Jesse🤠 @jsalsaa]

@dollarsanddata Idk seems like he's okay, I think he'll be able to zoom out and see it was not the worst thing that he may have to wait

[Jeremy Rogalski @JRogalskiKHOU]

2 hours 40 minutes after the pipeline fire broke out near Spencer Highway in Deer Park, emergency management officials still have NOT identified the product that is burning. We found this map showing 11 different companies own pipelines in this right of way. @KHOU

[Jesse🤠 @jsalsaa]

@mattlanza so good

[Jesse🤠 @jsalsaa]

@evan7257 @mattlanza

[Jesse🤠 @jsalsaa]

@mattlanza Terrible odor in Clear Lake, and nothing on the news about it. It is visibly stinky

[Jesse🤠 @jsalsaa]

@mattlanza Apples and burgers were annoying for me. Tortilla chips were up there too. You'll survive!

[socialist sopranos memes @gabagoolmarx]

It's called Succession, T. Every week ya gotta tune in and root for your favorite rich kid to take control of Fox News away from their dad. They never pull it off but I keep watching all the fuckin’ same.

[Jesse🤠 @jsalsaa]

All this to say I'm disappointed in @BlockFi and hope my assets are secure. If @BlockFiZac was not such a good podcast guest I might have chosen another exchange!

[Jesse🤠 @jsalsaa]

Live tweeting Elliot's 1st night of food poisoning. The night started at J Henry's and went downhill when we tried to put him in bed. We are at 4 pukes, 3 of them projectiles! Impressive for a 1 yr old I say

[Jesse🤠 @jsalsaa]

Jenn just made the point that this could be worse and he could have yacked at dinner. Damn.. she's right, we wouldn't have been allowed back! We would have had to tip like 100% because it STANK

[Jesse🤠 @jsalsaa]

@BlockFi This should have been an email and not a tweet

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

I don't feel like getting into a big argument this morning re: RCP, but I'm also pretty annoyed with people lumping 538 together with RCP. Polling websites and forecasts that followed a rigorous, non-arbitrary process (i.e. not RCP) did pretty darn well last night.