jenna schem

the duchess of chaos

[jenna schem @jschems]

fine twitter stop begging I miss him ok what the fuck

[jenna schem @jschems]

another day another Dechambeau tantrum hahaha

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the good thing ab flying to Denver today is I'm w Av's fans, bad thing is we're all shaking in our boots

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both

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btw the inside temperature of a tauntaun is still lukewarm. Ep V forever. MTFBWY

[jenna schem @jschems]

This is CRAZY

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let me introduce you to two pictures with the exact same aura

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corporate greed is lame that's all

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TNF on prime- fine, we got over it
random games on Peacock- whatever

but playoff hockey on HBO max is pushing it

[jenna schem @jschems]

when live sports are only shown on random ass streaming services it makes me think of when Kanye was like "Lady Gaga is the creative director of Polaroid, I like some of the Gaga songs, what the FUCK does she know about cameras?"

[jenna schem @jschems]

a case of the womps, if you will

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Imagine being the team that has to stand between this mf and bringing the Larry OB back home to his horses

[jenna schem @jschems]

BROOOOOOO

[DNVR Rockies @DNVR_Rockies]

BREAKING: The Denver Broncos ownership group has bought a 40% ownership stake in the Colorado Rockies.

They are now the largest minority owner of the Colorado Rockies.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

THE COLORADO AVALANCHE WIN THE PRESIDENTS TROPHY 🏆

[jenna schem @jschems]

to all the new book authors- takeee fucking notessss

[Fandom Pulse @fandompulse]

Project Hail Mary writer Andy Weir on social commentary in books:

"I dislike social commentary. Like… I really hate it. When I’m reading a book, I just want to be entertained, not preached at by the author. Plus, it ruins the wonder of the story if I know the author has a political or social axe to grind. I no longer speculate about all possible outcomes of the story because I know for a fact that the universe of that book will conspire to ensure that the author’s political agenda is validated. I hate that."

"I put no politics or social commentary into my stories at all. Anyone who thinks they see something like that is reading it in on their own. I have no point to make, and I’m not trying to affect the reader’s opinion on anything. My sole job is to entertain, and I stick to that."

"To that end, I also don’t talk about my personal political opinions publicly. I don’t want readers to even know, honestly. I don’t want that in the back of their minds as they read my stuff."

Is this why he has the #1 sci-fi movie in decades?

[jenna schem @jschems]

oh wait you can, because they always start hot call me in July when they have the longest losing streak xo

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can you believe this shit

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can you believe this shit

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

The longest active winning streak in MLB

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Uh oh 🫠

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I wish people threw more masquerade balls

[jenna schem @jschems]

HE HAS A TAIL!!!