jenna schem

the duchess of chaos

[jenna schem @jschems]

the good thing ab flying to Denver today is I'm w Av's fans, bad thing is we're all shaking in our boots

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both

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btw the inside temperature of a tauntaun is still lukewarm. Ep V forever. MTFBWY

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This is CRAZY

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let me introduce you to two pictures with the exact same aura

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corporate greed is lame that's all

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TNF on prime- fine, we got over it
random games on Peacock- whatever

but playoff hockey on HBO max is pushing it

[jenna schem @jschems]

when live sports are only shown on random ass streaming services it makes me think of when Kanye was like "Lady Gaga is the creative director of Polaroid, I like some of the Gaga songs, what the FUCK does she know about cameras?"

[jenna schem @jschems]

a case of the womps, if you will

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Imagine being the team that has to stand between this mf and bringing the Larry OB back home to his horses

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BROOOOOOO

[DNVR Rockies @DNVR_Rockies]

BREAKING: The Denver Broncos ownership group has bought a 40% ownership stake in the Colorado Rockies.

They are now the largest minority owner of the Colorado Rockies.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

THE COLORADO AVALANCHE WIN THE PRESIDENTS TROPHY 🏆

[jenna schem @jschems]

to all the new book authors- takeee fucking notessss

[Fandom Pulse @fandompulse]

Project Hail Mary writer Andy Weir on social commentary in books:

"I dislike social commentary. Like… I really hate it. When I’m reading a book, I just want to be entertained, not preached at by the author. Plus, it ruins the wonder of the story if I know the author has a political or social axe to grind. I no longer speculate about all possible outcomes of the story because I know for a fact that the universe of that book will conspire to ensure that the author’s political agenda is validated. I hate that."

"I put no politics or social commentary into my stories at all. Anyone who thinks they see something like that is reading it in on their own. I have no point to make, and I’m not trying to affect the reader’s opinion on anything. My sole job is to entertain, and I stick to that."

"To that end, I also don’t talk about my personal political opinions publicly. I don’t want readers to even know, honestly. I don’t want that in the back of their minds as they read my stuff."

Is this why he has the #1 sci-fi movie in decades?

[jenna schem @jschems]

oh wait you can, because they always start hot call me in July when they have the longest losing streak xo

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can you believe this shit

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can you believe this shit

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

The longest active winning streak in MLB

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Uh oh 🫠

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I wish people threw more masquerade balls

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HE HAS A TAIL!!!

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😯🫢

[JPA @jasrifootball]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Former NFL DB TJ Ward on the media and fans that feel bad for Josh Allen:

“Everyone feeling so bad for Josh Allen, why? Lmao. I’m baffled. Bruh went out there and gave the cookies up multiple times and blew prime opportunities. Where is all this sorrow coming from? 😂😂😂 Feel bad tor Bo. He out dueled Allen and can’t play next week. That’s heartbreak”

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no I'm sick