Jessica Schlager

[Jessica Schlager @jschlag78]

Welp, it truly was St. Perfect's day. Well done @LetterkennyProb and @jaredkeeso!

[Jessica Schlager @jschlag78]

Hey @VerizonInsider how about a spot in one of your cabanas?? #MoreFPSF

[Geoff Sowrey @sowrey]

Someone make the Stampede "Hell or High Water" shirts. Proceeds to flood recovery. I'll buy four. Now. #yycflood

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

My thoughts and prayers are with the flood victims in Calgary. MBB

[Alberta Health Services @AHS_media]

City of Calgary NOT under boil water order. #yyc #abflood

[Jessica Schlager @jschlag78]

Two great storms today...most excellent.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Sunny days, sweeping the clouds away! #firstdayofsummer

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

It's okay to be gay. It's not okay to be an asshole.

[Jessica Schlager @jschlag78]

I appear to have survived the end of the world.

[Jessica Schlager @jschlag78]

I'm always amazed at emergency responders who refuse to accept social networking as a viable form of incident communication.

[Jessica Schlager @jschlag78]

5 Awesomely Sarcastic Supreme Court Decisions: http://bit.ly/gsuJZX

[Jessica Schlager @jschlag78]

Say what you will about Tiesto...this is an amazing f-ing show!!!

[Jessica Schlager @jschlag78]

Well, looks like I'm officially a dog owner!

[Jessica Schlager @jschlag78]

Excited for The Borgias tonight

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

How have Hoarders and Antique Roadshow not joined forces yet?

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

Edward Norton created @crowdrise supports orgs helpng the relief effort in Japan. Please help any way U can http://tinyurl.com/4gw6h3u

[Jessica Schlager @jschlag78]

Losing an hour is really messing with my day

[Jessica Schlager @jschlag78]

I feel like life is going in circles instead of forward...

[Jessica Schlager @jschlag78]

All in all... An above average day!

[Jessica Schlager @jschlag78]

Will planning camping trips make summer come faster?