Jess

I'm here for the tea

[WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA @slayyyter]

how i ran the mile in highschool

[🏋️‍♀️🦛 @himbopottomus]

that baby showing up to the four seasons orlando

[erika @yeeeerika]

my face when you're explaining the rules of a card game

[☔ @Whotfismick]

no unfortunately i cannot give you directions around the city i have lived in my entire life

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Fast food employees who won’t give you extra sauce.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when I put “???” In a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

tsa is cool because no matter what you’re always doing something wrong

[Jess @jschlich17]

I don’t know who needs to hear it, but Lancôme makes the best mascaras on the market. Periodt.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

me driving in between 2 trucks

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Me at any social event with no intention of talking to anyone

[Dylan Hafer @thedylanhafer]

“right here is perfect thank you”

- me when the Uber is actually half a block from my front door but I don’t want the driver to hate me

[s ❀ @agrandeneedy]

now this is what i signed up for #dragrace

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

No piece of comedy is as funny as your friend accidentally saying a word a little bit wrong

[trash jones @jzux]

one minute you’re young and the next minute you’re “making a big salad”

[Davey Nabes @DavidYoNeighbor]

Me when someone finishes explaining the rules of a board game

[Mariah Carey @MariahCarey]

And it still is 🥵

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

When I say im going swimming, this what I be talking about 😂