James Schmitz

No Waluigi disrespect on the TL

[James Schmitz @jschmitz12]

My parents always put 'The' in front of words unnecessarily:
Go to The Chipotle
I like The Star Wars
James you're The biggest disappointment

[James Schmitz @jschmitz12]

@vincestaples @lollapalooza Senorita 🤠

[James Schmitz @jschmitz12]

@Christopher_J_B @NirajAntani

[James Schmitz @jschmitz12]

Oh wow, hearing the Supreme Court just decided 6-3 that Black Rifle Coffee is in charge of the FDA. Mike Lindell is also allowed to litter whenever he wants. Crazy.

[James Schmitz @jschmitz12]

@Christopher_J_B Explain this

[sufi hamo @sufihamilton]

They wanted pusha t album to sound like this

[Homefield @HomefieldApparl]

somewhere, this ding dong daddy from dumas is smiling

[Ben Baby @Ben_Baby]

Joe Burrow, on if the diamonds in the pendant are real: "They're definitely real. I make too much money to have fake ones."

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

WE'RE GOING TO THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME!

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

Adam Driver is gonna win an Oscar for playing Waluigi.

[Netflix @netflix]

I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson Season 2 premieres July 6!

[James Schmitz @jschmitz12]

Kinda crazy how HB6 won this years ago...ahead of its time

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

Two weeks from tonight on May 26th, we will announce a winner of a separate drawing for adults who have received at least their first dose of the vaccine. This announcement will occur each Wednesday for five weeks, and the winner each Wednesday will receive one million dollars.

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

😏😏😏

[James Schmitz @jschmitz12]

Could the Columbus Crew beat the Jets?

[James Schmitz @jschmitz12]

Checkmate Anti-Vaxxers, now Trump gives you Autism!

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

**turns on Fox & Friends**

"Why not name the vaccine the Trump, make it -- have you gotten your Trump yet? It would be a nice gesture to him."

[Ryan Perry @rynprry]

Trump when they finally call the election

[Eric Trump @EricTrump]

We have won Pennsylvania!

[Yale Fried @yalefried]

...how did you know?