justin schoolcraft

KC pastor. Alum of Candler School of Theology and Trevecca Nazarene University. West Virginia native. A concerning amount of caffeine in my system, always.

[justin schoolcraft @jschool888]

@WVUhoops new head coach Neal Brown

[Damian Lillard @Dame_Lillard]

I feel like West Virginia women’s team getting did bad by these refs.

[WVU Barstool @WVUBarstool]

Reminder:

[justin schoolcraft @jschool888]

He might be Kenough but I am Justinough

[justin schoolcraft @jschool888]

@Haqqaton_TSD Methodists have basically always had a transfer portal with itinerancy… I tried to make a transfer portal joke at my church similar to this but they were like, “dude, we already do that.”

[justin schoolcraft @jschool888]

The #wvu defense’s hustle level looks like me when I was a high school senior trying to make it on time to an 8am civics class taught by a coach who didn’t take attendance

[justin schoolcraft @jschool888]

@WVUADLyons what is Rich Rodriguez doing these days

[Schuyler Callihan @Callihan_]

2019 avg attendance

Clemson - 80,868
Notre Dame - 76,288
VT - 58,293
NC State - 56,466
#WVU - 55,907
FSU - 54,019
Miami - 52,829
UNC- 50,500
Louisville - 49,913
UVA - 47,863
GT - 44,599
Pitt - 43,372
Syracuse - 42,164
BC - 34,185
Wake - 26,999
Duke - 25,811

[justin schoolcraft @jschool888]

It’s always awkward when the apartment maintenance people come in only to catch you in your boxers with the lord of the rings prologue music playing in your headphones as you recite from memory “the Ring passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever”

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

me: "Jesus, should I buy this new book?"

Jesus: “Show me the latest new books you read.”

me: "I have no new books I've read."

Jesus: "You are right in saying, ‘I have no new books I've read,' for you have twenty-six new books, and the ones you now own you have not read."

[justin schoolcraft @jschool888]

Hey @Suns you seriously about to leave @nextlevel_03 on the bench this whole series?? Put the man in the game!!

[justin schoolcraft @jschool888]

I’m considering changing my pastor name tag to “Jason” so that people will start calling me “Justin”

[justin schoolcraft @jschool888]

Just sitting here this evening pondering why my grade school teachers were so passionate about erasing completely on the scantron

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

If you can only win an election by making it harder to vote, you should not hold elected office.

[justin schoolcraft @jschool888]

@isaacpetty I’m also imagining you walking around in target, looking at a big display, and saying, “Well, I guess it’s time to finally buy some hand sanitizer”

[WVU Men's Basketball @WVUhoops]

9️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ Wins!

Bob Huggins becomes just the sixth coach in Division 1 history to reach 900 career wins! Congrats Huggs!

#HailWV

[justin schoolcraft @jschool888]

@isaacpetty You misspelled fyre

[justin schoolcraft @jschool888]

Y’all the “I just got hit by a truck” feeling after the second shot is REAL. Schedule a sick day! And if your fam uses that as an excuse to not get a shot, remind them how lucky we are to live in a country where all that’s asked of us to beat a pandemic is to be sick for a day.

[justin schoolcraft @jschool888]

Still mad about the rise of skywalker

[justin schoolcraft @jschool888]

Today I reached the point in my young career where my boss forwards me articles about local taco eateries and I never thought I’d peak this early