j.schorr

you’ll likely find me at the nearest thrift store.

[j.schorr @jschorrr]

Ready to sit my ass in a beach chair and have my toes in the sand while I listen to the waves 🌊☀️🏖

[j.schorr @jschorrr]

Suspicious that when the halftime show came on that YouTube TV started glitching… and now it’s totally fine for this shit commercials. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX @YouTubeTV

Absolute FIRE halftime show, loved how it was shot, @badbunnyfiles. Bad Bunny killed it, even w/ glitches

[Thirteen Sports @ts13sports]

We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist✨ #SuperBowlLX

[MikeLangeLV @MikeLangeLV]

Kendrick Lamar just covered more yards than the Chiefs offense. #SuperBowlLIX #

[Bougie J @JerJer1990]

Usher taking off his shirt for the performance?! #HalftimeShow

[barb @jjkgunshot]

The mf in charge of mics rn #HalftimeShow

[JB @JbCooterJR]

TAKE EM OUT THE DAMN GAME. PUT HIS ASS ON THE BENCH!!!!! #SuperBowl

[Jayoncè @jayraabrayy]

Yeah I’m pretty much over having to adult for the rest of my life cause this is trash

[j.schorr @jschorrr]

I’ve never loved anyone more than I love @SamHeughan, it is what it is

[j.schorr @jschorrr]

Classic #Target #Apple

[j.schorr @jschorrr]

Kinda crazy how one day you just don’t think about that person anymore. Doesn’t even cross your mind

[j.schorr @jschorrr]

Do you ever have a memory pop into your head and wonder if the person in it even thinks about that day, time or situation? I hope so..

[j.schorr @jschorrr]

Anyone wanna bet that @netflix is going to come out with a doc on the #DeppVsHeard case? I can sense something brewing 🤔

[j.schorr @jschorrr]

@ayyyoneil Do they sell such support for mental health? Asking for a friend.

[introverted hater @enfermomax]

50cent when he was upside down waiting for Dr Dre to finish his verse #SuperBowl

[rivka⁸¹ 🌙 @REDLINECLIFFORD]

me when Eminem hit us with the “Mom’s Spaghetti”
#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLVI #PepsiHalftime

[Just.A.Thought 💭 @e_galv]

I don’t know about you but working 5 days a week with only 2 days off for 65+ years with only maybe 15 years of freedom sounds like a scam to me.

[🤔 @antikirsten]

self care is over we are losing our shit now

[j.schorr @jschorrr]

I feel like people who can’t drive on their side of the road is the adult equivalent to kids not coloring in the lines