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Opportunistic parallel parker

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Me foraging for survival when I forget both my lunch & wallet at home:

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@PhilMackey I think this was made for you

[Latjor Tot @LatjorTot]

That “hashtag sorry not sorry” Old Navy commercial makes me seethe with irrational anger. I hope their sales plummet and they file for Chapter 7 Bankruptcy. #sorrynotsorry

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The NFL will always look like this in my heart.

[Hailey The Dog @HaileyDogMPLS]

It's depressing to think of all the mischief I could get into if only I had a pair of thumbs.

[NFL Fashion Advice @fashion_nfl]

In honor of April Fools Day, here are some uniform/concept reveals that could’ve passed as April Fools jokes.

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@ChicagoBears @BullDozier78 @PhilMackey @jzulgad @SKORNorth can we please show this graphic on a PD podcast episode in the near future? Please and thanks

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$jschwarz11

[Cash App @CashApp]

That touchdown from @JoeyB means another $10,000 in bitcoin for you. RT this with your $cashtag and follow @cashapp for a chance to win #CashAppBitcoinChallenge

[U N S T A B L E🇿🇦🧑🏾‍🎓🇲🇫 @SavageMaveriick]

Nick Cannon looks like that unlockable player on Mortal Kombat🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🏾📍

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@Super70sSports

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@MLB @PhilMackey he's no Jake cave

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@packbrewfan @PootPoot @UK_Bucks @Bucks @PootPoot that's the antlers of an elk.. Not a deer

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@LineStarMLB @PhilMackey @jzulgad @DexsTweets sooo, what is the point of sitting Kepler against LHP at this point in the season? I would love for someone to ask Rocco this and see what he comes back with.

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@ledzepped @CrimeWatchMpls @UptownArtFair @UAMinneapolis @MplsWard10 @MayorFrey @RevTChristopher

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@CNN Any responses that Twitter doesn't like, you get a this:

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@CNN Reading these comments is sad. Cherry picking when you want to follow science, and continuing to seclude yourselves to the detriment of your mental health, and keeping people in unemployed and reliant on government assistance. Nice.

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@espn @wojespn Hahaha this isn't worth a post at all. But d Rose paying ppl to post on him and keep him relevant 😂

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@david_schuman @jennifermayerle Hennepin County judges getting ready to be like:

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@StribBiz @StarTribune It's actually the carjackings...

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@BigActionBill Didn't you know, Mike could've gotten into coaching but chose not to? Right @BackAftaThis? (cue the clip)